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Look who’s making a tumblr comeback omg

OH YEAH BABY <3

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me: *sobbing in the woods*

The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.

me: *turns around* oh shit fr?

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doing some serious research here

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in a medieval groupchat nobody would make fun of your typo they would just assume that its a new spelling youre going with and roll with it

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we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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😻😻😻😻

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baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????

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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

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Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.