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Hiiiii, Oddfront and I wanted to do a podfic of your story Get You. We really enjoyed reading it together, and wanted to know if we could have your permission to post the thing! Thanks so much for your consideration. Bye!

<3 Rose

Absolutely, go for it!

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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#3-4 I would wear to work #but like #sweatpants? #comfy summer pants? #pajama pants

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There's an old probably apocryphal tale about Lyndon Johnson that was popularized by Hunter S. Thompson which goes like this:

This is one of the oldest and most effective tricks in politics.  Every hack in the business has used it in times of trouble, and it has even been elevated to the level of political mythology in a story about one of Lyndon Johnson’s early campaigns in Texas.  The race was close and Johnson was getting worried.  Finally he told his campaign manager to start a massive rumor campaign about his opponent’s life-long habit of enjoying carnal knowledge of his own barnyard sows. “Christ, we can’t get a way with calling him a pig-fucker,” the campaign manager protested.  “Nobody’s going to believe a thing like that.” “I know,” Johnson replied.  “But let’s make the sonofabitch deny it.”

Tumblr keeps making me think of this anecdote. There's a group of users on here who constantly demand if anyone mentions BDSM positively or even neutrally they caveat it by saying they aren't talking about abuse or if a man likes to call his boyfriend daddy they demand he disclaim that he doesn't support incest or if a trans girl likes to wear cat ears she needs to deny that she isn't into bestiality.

The point of this isn't that they actually believe it themselves or even a lot of the time it isn't about convincing other people that it's true but just to tar people by creating the association between two unrelated things by demanding that people constantly deny it.

#it is in moments like these #where I remember david cameron #and have a little laugh at his expense #imagine being the guy who couldn't even deny being a pig-fucker

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Miles Teller as Lieutenant Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw

Top Gun: Maverick (2022) dir. Joseph Kosinski

#survived impossible mission #intense g forces #getting shot down #ejecting from his jet #and the most unbelievable part is that his hair still looks like that

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#secret third option where the answer is “kinda but also no”

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Blanky mode

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

LOOK AT HIM 😭😭😭

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"oh yeah im just tired" ~ girl who is quickly unravelling at the seams and also just happens to be tired

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#the answer is to have her edit her works and not put every single song she writes on an album #sorry not sorry all the from the vaults stuff has gone to her head #not every single thing you write is a banger and that's ok #folklore was so good because it was tight #a self-contained narrative #an album is not a tumblr account where you post every dumb thought you have

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why can I not find a gifset of the cosmo brown + RF interaction where RF says they're making the studio all talkie and cosmo says "so I'm out of a job. Gee thanks RF, at last I can start suffering and write that symphony" and then RF says he's making Cosmo head of the new music department and Cosmo says "Gee thanks RF, at last I can stop suffering and write that symphony" is this the bisexual erasure they speak of

#cosmo brown #singin in the rain

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#most people I know irl don't know I have written over a million words of fanfiction #so you know #like it wouldn't be that bad except for how much of it was destiel

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gummy lamas

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Spock is the fakest hoe in Star Trek. That guy has cried in every single movie. Get out of here with that vulcans don’t have emotions bullshit. You aint fooling nobody, you sensitive fuck

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[video by emersonbrophy. caption: no celery was wasted in the making of this video (very sick of ants on a log)]