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I don't always agree with the decisions of Wikipedia's volunteer editors, but having learned that their decision on how to handle the James Somerton situation was to deem him non-notable and turn his article into a redirect to a brief writeup of Hbomberguy's plagiarism investigation – well, like I said, this may not be a good decision, but in context it's an extremely funny one.
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the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting
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is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere
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Bullies try and give me shit for using too many cremes and moisturizers but their punches slide off harmlessly and I slip-slide away down the halls like an oily little penguin 
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are sharks smooth?
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aaaaaaaaand post
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He's so pleased with himself, farting in my face... Stinky as hell
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its not inexplicable to me. i could explic it.
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MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH
*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*
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Nathan Fielder looks like a Lego minifigure who came to life on a child's wish
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Ok
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