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hey um
who did this
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Ma’am That’s the predator
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not a day goes by that i don’t think about this tweet
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young men are experiencing alienation, which is apparently a different thing than transforming into a little green guy with a ray gun
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yeah no sorry i'm going to disappear. yeah it's gonna be an all day forever thing sorry. yeah no there's a big fog i'm running towards. it's going to swallow me whole. sorry.
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therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults
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I passed by a thrift store the other day with a quietly Scooby-Doo themed display for Halloween:
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incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities
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not everyone has the same education experience as you, critical thinking about media is hard
when spongebob picks up his jelly fishing net and goes outside, what do u think he is about to do?
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sometimes in knitting you just have to go 'nobody but me will notice this mistake' and keep going
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