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Friend: hey! have you ever heard of [person i would not reasonably know about]?

Me: no, who's that?

Friend: *sends link* he reminds me of you!

Me: *clicks link to find the most average american man who knows a lot about sandwiches*

#at least she's thinking about me? lol

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

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met a new kinda guy on twitter today

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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

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Made a flag for dancing with out of leftover trash and yarn really cool and sophisticated materials I've invented

#it's a lot lighter than i'm used to but better than nothing #eventually i'll make a twin for it but for now this is good

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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

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It's annoying that dancing alone on the street or in the grocery store is considered a taboo, almost, unless it's for a purpose or if there's especially good music playing somewhere nearby–and even then, it's either deliberately performative and expected to look good, or incredibly subdued and almost internal

#this one promises it's not (harmfully) insane one just wants to dance #before anyone else says it: king david wrote this post

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being nonhuman in a human environment:

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Trio of Rat Kings

#angelic rat kings Angelic Rat Kings ANGELIC RAT KINGS

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reblog for bigger sample size!

#just seraph

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In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

#op that was napoleon dynamite #aka the god of skillz

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i think something exploded

#it was. my brain #you are speaking to a shade