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what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

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you kno wat trope pisses me off

waking up in the morning and having to continue my existence

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those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive

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Someone: Wow you're so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

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Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.

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If men stopped working…the world would continue on.

If women stopped working, then things would get ugly.

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BW Architects re-design an 1840′s Greenwich village townhouse in NYC.

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not to sound too freaky or anything

but i really want to l*ve someone rn like with my whole h**rt n shit

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Me: hey Texan: pardon? Me: (oh shit)…howdy Texan: oh, howdy pardner! thought you was a yank for a second

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you: bobby pins me, an intellectual: Robert Clasps

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some of y'all are just shitty people and that’s the tea

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