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#wow! #capcut #i want to shoot myself #jk

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I think I blacked out while making this account I do not rmebeer this 😮

#demensia

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Y head

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If he's a serial miller, then what's the worst that can happen to a girl that's already hurt

I'm already hurrt

#im being dramatic #(the gc is not responding to my funny texts)

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I wish I had slightly smaller boob so that my life was more convienitn but I would also kms so idk

#i also wish I had a 8=====B #but that's a separate can of worms #🪱

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Things I wan learn how to do:

• bird calls 🐧🐦🐔🐤

• break dance (but specifically the spin on the ground move thing)

• how to help during seizures and other related medical issues (white saviour complex prob)

• driving❕🚗

• sand casteles 🏖️

• drawing line art out of nowhere (just like being able to draw whatever face I see in my brain 🧠 )

• how to make rugs like the tiktok people (seems expensive tho 💸)

• the true secret to getting rid of hiccups 😷

#the only thing that I will prob ever learn from this list is driving #but I also have to wait to do that #bc it's illeagal (im youthful)

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His name was Tyrelle and I miss him tons 😞

I miss when I had 🍃 on hand at all tiems

Like I can no longer roll over in bed (🐕❔) and suck on my 🛒

It makes me feel feelings on distress

#btw #currently listening to MCR #feeling like a baddie

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I miss when I had 🍃 on hand at all tiems

Like I can no longer roll over in bed (🐕❔) and suck on my 🛒

It makes me feel feelings on distress

#diary #dear diary #im very antsy #i need weed #🍃🙁

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I will never not giggle when the national anthem starts playing when Dr death defying signs off it's so silly (🇺🇸)

#theres such a long pause too #I always think a new song started playing and that I must have j added the anthem to my playlsit #I never remember it's in the song #mcr #my chemical fucking romance

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I just ate approximately 1/4 cup of shredded mozz cheese and now my belly hurt :(

#mozzarella #cheese #tummy ache

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#tumblr makes me angry smtimes #I love it tho #I feel like hating Tumblr is an important aspect of loving it #u can't luv something until it makes u so annoyed u ignore it for months -jesus prob #✝️‼️

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On a /srs note 📝, who tf goes to an airbnb in the middle of nowhere and then never actually does anything vacation related and then proceeds to call it a spring break vaycay (🏖️)

I j got home from a sucky “vaycation” in Pennsylvania and I'm very happy to be home. I didn't realize how much of a #jersey girl I was until I was in a wawa and couldn't get my 40 oz zero sugar mountain dew (I'm accustomed to quick check )

#my family I guess #im currently feeling feelings of annoyance towards my parents for this decision #and other things #but mostly for ruining my break #(not that I would have had a break anyway bc I think im grounded 🙁

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I j got home from a sucky “vaycation” in Pennsylvania and I'm very happy to be home. I didn't realize how much of a #jersey girl I was until I was in a wawa and couldn't get my 40 oz zero sugar mountain dew (I'm accustomed to quick check )

#quick chec #mnt dew #I luv mountain deeww 💖💖 #u don't believe in God I don't believe in luck they don't believe in us but I belive

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Whenever painkiller starts playing I feel like I j grew claws and am digging myself out of my grave and dancing around the graveyard and headbanging

(except assuming I was j dead, my head would prob fly off bc im crusty from the grave)

#three days grace #tdg #pov I love pretending im an old trucker man listening to tdg while I caress my beard #Spotify

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#why he ourple #pov should I be concerned that my finger is purple? #I got this cut when I was gratting butter and then forgot about it #im scared

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J asked my sisters google ASSistant to play daddy Yankee, as I am currently interested in his hit song gasolina, but then she decided to respond by playing despacitio

I have never felt so upset in my life

(except for when my lemonade didn't taste good yesterday bc that made me cry 😓)

#sad

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Pov hiiii!!!!!! Pov i need some were to share the thoughts that I cannot send to my bitches (friends) bc sometimes (a lot times)im emabrresing !!! I have a lot of thoughts and I get very excited while listening to gasolina ☺️

#hi!