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birdenjoyer · 1 hour
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Watching a playthrough of Ghost Trick, seems to be a mystery game. I bet the twist is that they were dead the whole time
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birdenjoyer · 1 day
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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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birdenjoyer · 1 day
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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
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birdenjoyer · 1 day
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OP turned off reblogs so this is my post now. Behold, the "Objective quality vs. degree of ferality" scale
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Here are a few of my own personal datapoints:
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birdenjoyer · 1 day
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“Hey, I like this color and it looks great on me!” you say one day.
Six years later you open your closet and nearly every shirt you own is the same shade of rusty red-orange. Help.
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birdenjoyer · 1 day
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thinking about creatures.
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birdenjoyer · 1 day
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Jurassic Park without dinosaurs. This amusement park is just very badly designed and just as lethal without actual animals in it.
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birdenjoyer · 1 day
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it must be crazy to be in a tv show and have all your actions mirrored and contrasted by the b-plot. like stop it
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birdenjoyer · 1 day
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the idea that butches can't have long hair or wear pink or florals is so funny to me. just cuz they're masc doesn't mean they have the same weird hangups about what masculinity looks like like cishet men do.
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birdenjoyer · 1 day
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When we get to a point where trans women are actually at least somewhat accepted, I hope you guys won't expect us to forgive you, right? When you guys say "yeah I used to hate trans women but it was how the times were haha" I hope you're not going to expect that to be a good excuse. I hope you don't expect us to forgive your transmisogyny because it wasn't overt "kill all trans women" type shit either. I hope you're not going to expect us to forget all this shit. I won't.
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birdenjoyer · 1 day
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You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).
Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.
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birdenjoyer · 1 day
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concept art for my au where candace is a stag beetle
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