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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

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so unproductive and lazy #whore #stupid #mental illness

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they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite

1 part methadone

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surprise! it's a sudoku puzzle

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guards. she liked my carefully constructed, insightful, hilarious original post but did not reblog. get her ass

#awww fucking peanis :( #killed me

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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

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the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history