blackvelvetofnight

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my oversized sweatshirt will protect me from Everything

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i only have sex when it allows me to further engage with the text in a nuanced and complex manner

#oh what johhny cant take a smut break??? #let him have this

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vision from god

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if you try to run me through with your blade i'll just pull it in deeper until we're face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.

#this is gay sex

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#time to FUCKING CRY #pushes you down the basement stairs

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#horror

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I enjoy how the mentally unstable internet lesbians talk about Joan of Arc like she's Laura Palmer

#mutuals 👋

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

#me talking to beautiful women

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bg3 tweets 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7

#bg3

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gay?

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I wish I could say this irl like make this appear in front of me and fade away

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beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

#as someone with titanium plates on their skull ffghhhgijxybn

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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house