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Cutiefly -- Sekio

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Honestly you meantioning them makes me want to see- do you have any canon designs for any of Twig's exes?

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Two of Twig’s exes have been seen here— they’re both dittos, and the only exes Twig dumped herself instead of being dumped by them. The meinfoo-ditto was uncomfortably sycophantic towards Twig and the maractus-ditto was honestly just a jerk in general who liked to psychoanalyze people in really condescending ways. However, Twig says she has six exes in this comic. While I don’t have unique canonical designs for any of them yet, I have a handful of notes on Twig’s other four exes!

Blake the Meowstic

Kind, but also extremely lukewarm. Wasn’t really enthusiastic about their relationship and just went with the flow, which wasn’t a good match for Twig.

Knows how to yodel, pick locks, and breakdance, amongst many other assorted skills. Gets bored frequently and learns the basics of a new hobby whenever this happens.

Was incredibly uncomfortable hearing about Twig’s past and felt out of his depth with uncertainty on how to respond to it. Ultimately, he broke up with her because he was so unsettled by her backstory.

Ends up in a loving relationship soon after he broke up with Twig— he’s with a very peppy Drilbur who doesn’t mind taking charge and getting low-energy responses, which he really appreciates.

Clay the Scrafty

A farm hand who enjoys gardening. Taught Twig a lot of wildflower’s regional names when she expressed a love for them and also described what areas they’re considered weeds in.

He gave Twig the wrong address to send letters to when he moved out of Verdant Village later on in their relationship. This was an accident. Twig thinks he ghosted her after she sent a letter explaining her backstory, but he thinks she just never wrote to him because she lost interest. Some poor Machoke out there got a letter from a complete stranger explaining her trauma to what she assumed was a loved one and had to awkwardly write back “I think you have the wrong house number.”

Moved on from Twig and became a well-known local comedian loved for his physical comedy acts.

Litany the (Mega) Ampharos

Goes by a name he chose himself.

Very vain. Constantly talking about himself. Refuses to de-mega-evolve despite it clearly impacting his health to be constantly in that state because he feels it enhances his looks so much.

Twig liked his enthusiasm for literature and intensified her efforts to improve at reading so she’d be able to bring up books she read personally for them to discuss. This ultimately soured her motivation to read much at all after their break up.

Was surprisingly self-aware and mature about how he dumped Twig when she shared her story with him— he said that he was startled by how much she was willing to open up to him when he barely opened up to himself, that she deserved someone with more sensitivity to their emotions than he had so that she’d get the sympathy she deserved, and then wished her well before telling her he didn’t want to see her anymore.

After he broke up with Twig, he was really rattled and started attending counseling sessions. He’s now a lot more sensitive to his emotions and has started weaning himself off his mega stone to focus on improving his health. He’s still single and doesn’t want to date again until he can totally uproot his fear of being seen as ugly.

Picket the Charmander

Twig got along great with him, and he matched her energy very well. They were two peas in a pod.

He was secretly very insecure about being unevolved and in a relationship with Twig. Her being the physically stronger one between them made him feel inadequate. Twig kind of knew something was up, but he denied it whenever she asked.

He ended up using her backstory being “too much” as an excuse to break up with her when the true reason was because she was an evolutionary stage above him. That really stuck with Twig, and she gave up on dating after he dumped her. Thankfully, Ark wasn’t someone she had to go to a singles’ meet-and-greet to find.

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Goddamn toaster oven frying my pizzas because the timer didn't work

I'm still gonna eat them I think I'm just doing it out of spite now

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Heyooo

Since I've seen you've been drawing some pokemon lately, could we have some of ur favorite starters...?

my go-to salad order!!

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Junebug albino Venonat pls?

It’s day eight! That’s great! Here’s a standard venonat with an alternate albino coloration :>

#The evening reblogs are usually at midnight for me #So every time I wake up an check tumblr I get a little surprise bug in the morning #Always a great start to my day

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The ending in special episode 5 always got me emotional

Audio: ProZD, Anime Love triangles

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the gif maker keeps shitting itself so static image it is

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May arceus help victini if they play uno no mercy and he draw 10s her.

(Referencing this post)

Celebi demands he goes all out, and this means he’s using all his statistics-influencing abilities during this game. Celebi is peeking ahead in the timeline constantly so she knows what strategies to use. It’s a brutal match that ends in a draw and they shake hands on the mutual loss. Victini comes away with a more grounded admiration of Celebi that's got more substance than just being infatuated with a lady he saw in the crowd during a couple of his shows, and Celebi comes away with an even deeper respect for her rival in cuteness.

Everyone around them, meanwhile, is terrified of how intense those two got during the game. Like. They didn’t even know how scary a lucky rabbit and onion fairy could be before then. They pray that terror will never be directed at them.

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Okay, question time.

Examples of the style I'd draw these hypothetical stickers in:

#YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! #I WILL BE BOUNCING ALL OVER MY ROOM IF THEY HIT THE MARKET #I know nothing has been confirmed but my brain goes absolutely wild at the thought of silly little stickers #I'm a little sticker goblin

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Eeveelutions 2.0!

#THESE ARE ALL SOO GOOD #I loved leafeon a lot already and now lepideon #Little bug lettuce creature my beloved

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Just been thinking about Pokemon, various pigmentation conditions/mutations, and the possibilities combining the two could create.

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Poorly drawn Magikarp line

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I never noticed the crazy thigh detail on her outfit thatd looks so uncomfortable

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Aperture Science Announcement Voice: “Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.”

“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”

“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”

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WHERE’S THAT POP’N MUSIC IMAGE THAT SHOWS YOU HOW TO PRESS THE WHITE AND RED BUTTONS????

#<<prev tag #Now that's what I call using your head