*leaves 'for a smoke' and comes back speckled with blood*
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If he’s not cunty and slightly mostly definitely insane then what’s the fucking point.
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[hoarsely] is everyone ok
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forever thinking about the beginning of this deleted scene and the way emil remained wholly unbothered while ross throws his little tantrum. and how it isn’t his lack of a reaction that gets me, but rather the way he intentionally holds ross’ gaze throughout the scene. it just reminds me of a passage in the novelization about how emil unnerved a lot of his fellow soldiers because of the way he’d just quietly observe everything around him.
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they'd ended group share early today, thanks to a breakthrough with man-bull that emil thought required a bit of rest before attempting to unpack. having already locked up the lodge, he'd been on his way back to the living quarters when he came upon the parked food truck, momentarily confused until he remembered: today's private event had sprung for catering. a seminary group ... or something of the sort. clearly he'd have to check his notes before he gave his speech later, not that it mattered much at the moment. no, what mattered was his sudden awareness of his own growing hunger; it doesn't take long for emil to wander closer. he'd just begun to browse the menus when he's met with a startlingly familiar muscovite dialect. interest suddenly piqued, he turns to the man in the truck. ❝ that depends. you wouldn't happen to have trubochki, would you? ❞
𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐒
𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐋𝐔𝐈𝐒, after all, he had a few job offers from computer companies. He thankfully had the reputation of 'that guy who was on the news once for helping ant-man' rather than 'guy who was in folsom for five years for hacking into a bank', but Luis wanted this food truck, and well since Dave had disappeared, he had to pick up the slack. customer service was NOT his strength though, and so he turned to their next customer, smile not present. ❛ ... welcome to wombat waffles. would you like sample? ❜
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there’s one (1) movie that i know of where tim roth speaks like 3 lines of russian but damn if i’m not about to make it my WHOLE personality
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— Frank Bidart, from “Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016; ‘The Third Hour of the Night’", published c. 2017.
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ross being president is so ???? because it means one day emil is gonna be flipping channels at kamar taj and accidentally stumble upon the man who irrevocably changed his life giving a state of the union address about the consequences of superheroes like he didn’t enable emil’s addiction to super soldier juice and he’s going to be so annoying about it
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“i expected better from you”
well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that
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ive gotta say. i am a BIG fan of horrible little men. love when i watch something and theres a little guy and then he is just terrible
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I'm villaincoded because I'm genuinely very self centered and will just monologue at you for a while if you don't stop me
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the ONLY fucking thing that matters is punching
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is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times
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