To cats and dogs we must be wizards, no gods. With a flick of a switch, we can summon a miniature sun into any room, turn on a tap to get infinite water. Trap our breath in fragile spheres that break with the slightest touch, and we have trapped many animals in a moving picture of which we can watch at will. We are wizards
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why tf is Tumblr telling me about the things I've just posted I know I posted them
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Gonna start writing my curses and curse words in cursive to make them slightly curse-ier
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Hello void, my old friend, I've come to yell at you again.
Because a post softly brewing,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the posts that were planted in my brain
Still remain
Within the sound of silence
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hello I've been offline I have no excuse for this. hows everyone?
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me when i was a child: no teddy bears allowed
me now:
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What is your Hogwarts house?
lol its ravenclaw if i remember correctly
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ah yes the fun of buying new clothes as a short person (welp technically average height but ya know) my maxi skirt is a dress and my jeans are long enough to hide my feet plus a mug
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what kind of bullet? @pukicho
I hate basic babies. Goo goo gaa gaa, stacking blocks and shit, listen to aphex twin
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but i am a tit im doomed
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need
oh my god
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a fox keeps breaking into my house and talking to the toilet wtf
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hopefully, he didn't hit the fuel tank
Mother Fucking Hideo Kojima
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1000% gonna reblog for the potato
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all I can say to that is good. congrats everyone we finally did it
I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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we need to save this post as is historically important
*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll
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