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if you say "as one does" after any phrase nobody's allowed to think you're weird anymore. cheat code bypass for all standards of social normalcy

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i love women so much not just in a lesbigay sense or a feminist solidarity sense like we are just cool and hilarious and iconic

#i have become a full on lesbian recently i fear

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Nice post. Unfortunately, you forgot to account for every single hair-splitting misinterpretation possible. Beam of annoying comments attack.

#this is becoming a genuine problem #cant stop thinking about the fucking tiktok bean soup

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dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

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perhaps if we all try hard enough we can blame everything on timothee chalamet

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Because I’m cuddled up in bed and should be sleeping, I have questions about your regular pillow situation.

I obviously have the correct choice of a nice firm pillow of appropriate thickness to support my neck without bending it too much and one squishy pillow to hide from the sun/ cuddle/wrap my legs around, depending on the needs of the night.

#okay now you see. this is a complicated matter #i have two duvets bc i get cold #so that's two pillows #my bed is very wide #so that's another two pillows #and then i use ONE of them for sleeping #they all have slightly different textures and i always forget which one is which #so those are the head pillows #then i also have two decorative pillows at the foot of my bed #and TWO plushies #as well as a blanket and bed cover #. #i am so normal #i need to downsize my bed a little bc it's like ridiculously big tbh #not cozy enough ever with all that ^

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sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

#u-235 #!!!! #also it's named after france #... #need i say more

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Lets get acute radiation sickness. Together

#u-235

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petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

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growing up as a cis girl the patriarchy told me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender” and i hated being a girl because it wasn’t my choice it was a prison and the trans community told me “you’re a girl because you say so, your view of yourself is the most important thing, if you change your mind that would be ok” and it made me proud to be a girl and feel empowered in my gender and i wasn’t trapped anymore and then terfs come along and tell me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender (but like in a woke way)” and they somehow expect me to be on their side?

#SHOUTOUT TRANS WOMEN #i remember seeing trans girls talk about skirts and makeup and you know all that #and how fun it is #and i was like yeah :( i wish i was a girl #and then i was like. hawld awn #i literally AM #idk why i had to have a cis gender awakening but it really made my life better and it wouldn't have happened without trans women so #thank you trans women #love you

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Just reading about all the Eurovision happenings rn

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people just now boycotting eurovision because joost got disqualified

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accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

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are my ttpd anons from before still around... 🥺 have you changed your opinions yet

#lmao #taylor swift #people have slowly been realising that i was right all along 😭

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