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booksimppp · 21 hours
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i’m sorry but neil from jean’s perspective, where hes eating noodles while arranging a hit on someone during a lunch date with his gangster uncle and this weird son of a french gangster and he’s eating noodles while telling the FBI they’ve parked illegally outside of a small Thai restaurant and he’s eating noodles while actively being interrogated by the FBI and Interpol and he’s eating noodles with a batshit crazy smile UGH
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booksimppp · 1 month
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Nicaise, Laurent, Auguste
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IM ON TO SOMETHING
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booksimppp · 1 month
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AIMERIC SOUNDS LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER AND I WILL TAKE NO FUCKING CRITICISM THANK YOU
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booksimppp · 1 month
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modern au nicaise would be obsessed with 90’s and 00’s movies. sorry, i don’t make the rules
(his favorite song is perfect day by hoku)
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booksimppp · 1 month
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Elizabeth: i want my sister back
the Universe: aight bet
Elizabeth:
Elizabeth: fuck go back
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booksimppp · 1 month
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i let my friend borrow Dark Rise because i think she would absolutely love it and she does so far but shes also only read three chapters since i gave it to her 4 months ago and i think im having a stroke without it so IF YOU SEE THIS, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE, JUST KNOW YOU'RE LITERALLY KILLING ME
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booksimppp · 1 month
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modern day lamen would get those matching permanent bracelets that are popular with rich females in the united states
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booksimppp · 1 month
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good morning it’s my birthday but that’s not important, i’m my honor, the sophomore english class is killing ceasar at assembly today
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booksimppp · 2 months
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this is funny because it’s true in epic, but it’s the exact opposite if you think about the actual odyssey and how *cough* Eurylochus are the no-no cows
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booksimppp · 2 months
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riordanverse thought #4
does rick ever explain why entire armies don’t end up in Valhalla? there’s be a lot more TJ’s if the rules applied to everyone who died bravely in battle with a weapon in their hands. maybe not enough Valkyries?? idk…
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booksimppp · 2 months
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“only real ones cry at school” i say, as i return to class after sobbing in the girls bathroom
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booksimppp · 2 months
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WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS IS LITERALLY LAURENT BUT INSTEAD OF
“like my father’s come to pass” ITS “like my brother’s come to pass”
THINK ABOUT IT AND CRY
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booksimppp · 3 months
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literally no words can describe how much i love historical war films.
dunkirk, all quiet on the western front, 1917, hacksaw ridge, band of brothers, saving private ryan, schindler's list, and oppenheimer are all done very well.
history is one of my special interests :)
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booksimppp · 3 months
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how to ruin your life in about 7 hours
watch top gun maverick
watch saving private ryan
watch all quiet on the western front (2022)
in that order for maximum uncomfy-ness because the endings only get worse
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booksimppp · 3 months
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rip hannibal barca you would’ve loved monster trucks
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booksimppp · 3 months
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i think Saltburn is kinda like if The Inheritance Games met The Virgin Suicides
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booksimppp · 3 months
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laurent in fanart: short hair mostly, the occasional bicep-length cut that is put into a braid or ponytail
laurent in fanfiction: HE HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LONG LUSCIOUS BLONDE LOCKS THAT HE ENJOYED PUTTING INTO PIGTAILS EVERY DAY TO LOOK LIKE ALL THE OTHER CHILDREN
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