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boringkate · 3 hours
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apologies if you've answered this before but what dosage of estradiol do you take. I want the big boobies!!!
I take 4mg a day of oral estrogen and 100mg a day of spironolactone.
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boringkate · 9 hours
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the weird phenomena when being a trans girl and being surprised some girls don't have dicks or is that just me
That's normal af! Being dickless is such a boy trait! It is surprising when girls don't have one!
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boringkate · 10 hours
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"Company scrip is illegal! Company towns are exploitative! Cult of personalities are bad!"
So you're saying that if I started a trans porn studio and made performers live in an isolated compound designed around me being worshipped as an infallible leader and where people are paid with tokens that can only be exchanged for poppers or dildos then somehow THAT would be objectionable to you??? Be reasonable.
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boringkate · 13 hours
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I finally watched Dune: Part Two.
NGL it's pretty funny that this is just how he is like within seconds of finding out that he's an Harkonnen.
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boringkate · 13 hours
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fun fact if you are a cis dude who likes looking at trans girls there are pills you can take so that you always see them in the mirror. or, if powerful hallucinogenic drugs aren't your thing, you could also take estrogen!
It worked for me!
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boringkate · 14 hours
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I got extremely high yesterday and spent the entire day lusting after trans girls because every trans girl is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen.
I can never bring myself to hate chasers because they're right. We ARE prettier than any cis girl.
Mood!
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boringkate · 1 day
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What's your business idea for a zoo tho, or aquarium
Zoo: Replace the animals with tgirls (in cheap slutty skimpy animal costumes) and let people fuck them.
Aquarium: The tgirls have snorkels.
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boringkate · 1 day
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I went to a dog park and didn't see a single trans girl.
Have y'all switched back to being cat girls already?
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boringkate · 1 day
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My buisness ideas are NOT all the same. Just listen for a second.
What if we brought back Blockbuster, but filled the aisles with leashed tgirls that customers could fuck while picking a movie?
It's NOTHING like my idea for a Subway that employs submissive tgirls with footlongs.
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boringkate · 3 days
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Extremely normal voice: What Sesame Street character do you most wanna hook up with?
Cookie Monster feels like a safe choice. It'd be a real cozy hook up. With snacks before, durring, and after.
But you know Oscar the Grouch would use you in that rough way that you love.
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boringkate · 3 days
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I used to be straight but now i just want to suck on your cock as you use me however you want
I used to be straight too. Time makes f*****s of us all.
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boringkate · 3 days
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I wish [character] from [media property] would [sex act] on my [body part].
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boringkate · 3 days
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Would the secret service agents go into the glory hole booth with the president or just stand outside guarding the entrance?
Would anyone entering the connected booth need to first pass some type of security clearance vetting? Kinda ruins the fantasy.
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boringkate · 4 days
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Saw you on reddit and I gotta say you have the cutest tummy I've ever fucking seen
Thank you!!!
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boringkate · 5 days
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Boys who drink a lot should take hrt because it lowers your alcohol tolerance and will thus save you money. Also they should make themselves all cute and suck other boy's dicks for drinks.
What? I'm just telling you what any other financial advisor would say.
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boringkate · 6 days
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Would you keep me as a pet if I wore the gir dress? I'll make waffles!
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boringkate · 7 days
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If i said i was coming to Montreal in a bit, would you be interested in getting to know eachother and maybe doing stuff when id get there?
Okay, but you better look exactly like this in person or I'm gonna be pissed about getting catfished ->
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