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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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THE GREEN KNIGHT (2021) dir. David Lowery

#the green knight

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me telling people about my favourite shows: it's so terrible guys. truly one of the worst things ever. it changed my life and I love it more than I love my family. everyone is so evil and awful and horrible. this is my dearest beloved scrunkly he's the worst of all of them. he's so mentally ill and gay (trust). please don't watch it.

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real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

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(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

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antwithabindle.com/careers

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Are we brothers, Francis?

-> 5/∞ CHARACTER DYNAMICS in The Terror

#i don’t go here but #yeah #the terror #fitzier #op this is absolutely GORGEOUS thank you

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thinking more about authorial insecurity in fiction... it truly is frustrating to me when an author is clearly ashamed of their own premises, or is preemptively responding to imagined criticism. this is where you get a lot of unfunny humor about how stupid genre conventions are and how Unrealistic fantastical/speculative elements are. like ultimately the reason that authors undercut and overexplain their own works is because they're insecure about audience reaction and want to get ahead of the haters by proclaiming that they're Not Cringe. this will not work because I, the ultimate hater, will eventually find them and make one million posts about how much I despise irony poisoning

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photos from one of my dad’s old hunting books that i used to flip through as a kid

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the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you