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Kanaya or Aranea

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can’t believe i forgot to post this before but here’s my full piece for @lucidityzine !! a second round of orders just opened so its not too late o:

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Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

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GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME

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Dear parents who wonder why their kids never talk to them...

Think about what you were saying when they used to talk to you. Think about your choice of words and tone. Think about why they tried to come to you and why they don’t anymore. When you shut them out, belittle them, and blame them for all of their problems, you will lose them. And that will be permanent.

#aaaah yeah this happened to me recently #she yelled at me saying that she regrets having kids specifically max and i #idkk im tired its almost 4 am #she apologized #so its fine #but its still in my head ig #i cant open up to her without her blaming me #and then she tells me to talk to her #like why would i? #you blow up each time #i mean id regret having me too loll

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I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

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if you find me while we’re playing hide and seek I’ll fucking kill you

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i love having good taste in music and stanning unproblematic artists!

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tea zee…………………..

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i need to join more discord servers again ):< i'm lonely >:(

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gumiku

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back when you were 5 years old and you found a dead rat on the pavement 

#KGJFJFGK???

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there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

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just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.