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Mountains were trembling as his feet trampled the earth below. Innocents prayed as the march of House Koopa’s Royal Vanguard made an example of everything they held dear. And Castle Bowser, for as grand and fortified as it was, nearly crumbled under the sheer weight that had been its master’s sheer malice.

Fury being the only thing rampaging in his blood, no settlement in between Dark Land and Luigi’s hospital room remained unscathed by the sheer warpath Bowser had carved before him. Despite the cries of those that found their homes crushed by his overwhelming army, there was going to be nothing this moon that could save them. Not even Mario would stand a chance as he, the Tyrant-King, was ready to bring this entire continent to its knees in one fell swoop and bring to an end the peace that the union of his marriage would bring.

As he grew ever-closer to his lover’s bed whilst he ignored the pained and dying pleas of all around him, two things were  was certain: the armed shooter who was still at large was going to have their remains scattered across the soils of Dark Land as their iconic hat burned like the mere ant it was in comparison to his unbridled wrath. 

And, to the dismay that would be the Mother of the Cosmos above, this night would go down in history as the Tragedy of the Tyrant King.

#THE TYRANT HAS ARRIVED! | IC #SORRY FOOLS! HE'S MY PLAYER TWO NOW! | Bowuigi: ghostbustingreen #AIN'T NOTHIN' STOPPIN' MY CONQUEST BABY! | Drabbles.

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#OUT CONQUERIN' THESE FOOLS! || OOC #WIIIIIIGIGIGJGIUJGUFD

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@plutcstars liked for a starter!

“So YOU’VE got a squirt fightin’ here too, huh?”

Arms crossed and his voice as tough as nails, Bowser peered at the cowboy before scoffing.

If this was the father of Lucas then it would explain why that sprout was so hearty, however...

“MY SCAMP’S THE GREATEST BADDIE EVER, ‘N DON’T YOU FORGET IT!” His fist balled up tight and his eyes aflame with passion, the Tyrant of Darkland was not short on his unconditional love for his son as he roared.” You may THINK your cowlick boy has even a SLIVER of what Junior has, but lemme tell ya: YOU’RE BOWSERFULLY MISTAKEN! Not ONLY is my son gonna take over my ENTIRE empire once I’m gone, but his strength!? GWAH! He’s talent UNBOUNDED!”

#plutcstars #THE TYRANT HAS ARRIVED! | IC #CLIMBIN' THE TIERS ONE SMASH AT A TIME! | smash #LOOKS AT U #LOOKS AT U SO HARD

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@candykraken said:"Yo Bowser! I have actual villain experience now. I think we oughta collab sometime!"

“Who DOESN’T wanna collab with TYRANT-KING MACK-DADDY BOWSER?” Honestly, the audacity: was he supposed to drop everything on his plate for ONE up and coming hooligan? Naturally, Bowser’s standards, too, were as high as the ego he paraded around with pride.

“You’re forgettin’ the NUMBER ONE RULE when you’re dealin’ with me, ‘n that’s that I don’t WORK WITH JUNIORS!” His own darling son aside, that is. “If you wanna have even a SLICK of a chance of workin’ with me, you had BETTER get that resume on deck ‘n sell yourself as the BOWSERIFIC BRUISER YOU OUGHTTA BE! Otherwise, losers need NOT apply!”

#candykraken #IT'S BOWSER TIME BABY! | IC #YOU'VE got a question? BOWSER'S GOT SOME SMARTS FOR YA! | asks #i love this i love thisd i love tihisis

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Bowser when he first realized he had big protect energy for @sternenteile and @ghostbustingreen.

#OUT CONQUERIN' THESE FOOLS! || OOC #am i wrong??? #no

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ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ: ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴏʀ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ.

                       ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ + ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ | ʜᴇᴀᴅQᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀꜱ | ᴀʀᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ

#YOU READY FOR A WHOLE LOTTA ME IN YOUR FACE? | self-promo #hi im gay and i stan one (1) legend

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@sternenteile

FUCK THE PKMN RPC U DO WHAT U WANNA DO AND IF ANYONE GIVES U SHIT AGAIN I WILL GIVE UNTO THEM ANAL FISSURES

I WANNA PREFACE TOO THAT IF UR A POKEMON MUSE AND WE’RE MUTUALS UR COOL AS FUCK AND NOT ANYONE I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!

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7 ( or maybe even 8? ) evil exes = a whole lotta trouble. the tales subspace tells of the girl with the ever-changing hair are numerous… but also kinda intriguing.

coming at you is a three times revamped CANON-DIVERGENT RAMONA FLOWERS from BRYAN LEE O’MALLEY’S SCOTT PILGRIM series. please like and/or reblog if you are interested in interacting, and i’ll check out your blog! 

#FOLLOW MY LOYAL SUBJECTS! || Promo #ALEX IS A FUCKIN GODDESS LOL #FOLLOW HER SHE'S MY SISTER

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New icon style!

#OUT CONQUERIN' THESE FOOLS! || OOC #seriously i hit my fucking stride tonight when it came to graphical shit #im working on a blog for the sonic fandom and uh #it all just started becoming clearer

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“You all can sit there ‘n try it all you want, but never forget that  I HAVE THE BEST BABE EVER. While you LOSERS sit around ‘n twiddle your thumbs while waitin’ for the day to be even HALF A FRACTION OF A MAN I AM, me ‘n MY Greenberry Pie are goin’ to the friggin’ MOON.”

“Try not to be TOO jealous, though! I’m ALWAYS ready to drink the tears of CHUNKY NERDS WITH DOOFUSITIS, but today’s a day where I’ve gotta find my weddin’ suit FIRST ‘N FOREMOST.”

#Anyone order a BOWSER-WOSER COMBO!? || IC #SORRY FOOLS! He'll FOREVER be what you could call MY PLAYER TWO NOW! || Bowuigi #here have bowser talk mad shit while i head off for a bit before coming back to do activity aaaaaay lmao

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storiesinstardust‌:

Oh, is that what that slip was…? Maybe he should’ve looked at it closer instead of assuming the robed fellow was offering a tissue… It were only an innocent question, the honey bear hadn’t the slightest why it was such an issue to ask someone about themselves.

He’s met kings before, just not one like this.

“Gee, I’m sorry, Your Majesty… I sure didn’t mean to misplace that slip.” It was true, he didn’t exactly mean to use it as a tissue… either way, it was gone.

To have the Koopa King turn a full one-eighty and be more than happy to express himself not a second later only puzzled the poor bear even more. Then… why was it such a grand problem in the first place?

“Oh. Err… alright…” Suspicious tone aside, Banjo shook his head slightly. “So… what’s your story, then?”

“MY STORY’S ONE OF CONQUEST, BABY.”

As a shock to no one who could be overhearing their conversation, this was only the beginning of another rant courtesy of Bowser himself. His blood was pumping, after all: it was red-hot, surging with vitality, and just begging for him to speak about himself and himself alone. Banjo may not have woke up expecting to be caught in the sights of Darkland’s finest, but it mattered not anymore; fate was always favored to the Bowser’s bold nature.

Arms now crossed and eyes glistening with ambition, the tyrant towered over his prey as his next words came with their owner’s usual bravado.

“CRUSHIN’ CHUMPS? Check! MAKIN’ BANK? Check! CRUISIN’ THROUGH BRUISIN’ STATION TO CHECK NERDS IN FOR THEIR DAILY CURBSTOMPIN’? TRIPLE CHECK!”

“THAT’S the abridged version! For every bit of praise you give the TYRANT OF STOMPIN’ FOOLS, you get another reason as to why he’s the MAN WITH THE PLAN.”

#storiesinstardust #[v; BE AFRAID NERDS! Smash is a party game hosted by the HARBINGER OF PAIN HIMSELF! || Smash;] #kijigjfdsgfjdig

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Okay so basically I’m a big fat meanie liar who DIDN’T do any activity on here today aside from having Bowser say trans rights BUT I have redone his theme AND I will not only do activity on here tomorrow but ALSO on Keahi since everyone wants him to come back and I love him and also CLAUDE VON MFUCKIN RIEGAN

Also I finally have my confidence back and I am just going to say this problematic rpers do not interact

#[WHATTAYA WANT!? Can't'cha tell I'm out CONQUERIN' stuff you magnanimous DOOFUS? || OOC;] #coughs at some of the pkmn fandom that made me take a break from keahi in the first place

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“TRANS RIGHTS!”

#[BOOBER SCOOPER! || Crack;] #i promise im a serious rp blog who is doing replies and starters #i promise #(:

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I’m gonna do replies and stuff on here in a minute but this icon is so fucking funny like I can’t stop laughing???? please HELP???

#[WHATTAYA WANT!? Can't'cha tell I'm out CONQUERIN' stuff you magnanimous DOOFUS? || OOC;]

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Yo there, everyone! I go by Tycho Belmont and I’m happy to see that I’m looking to roleplay as Claude von Riegan himself. As someone that’s a proud POC that loves representation, I really love the character and I also equally love what Fire Emblem: Three Houses set out to achieve. As a result, I’d really love if you guys could like or reblog this post so that I could get in touch with others that would love to write with this character!

I’m open for pre-timeskip and post-timeskip threads, and don’t worry: I promise I don’t bite.

#[WHATTAYA WANT!? Can't'cha tell I'm out CONQUERIN' stuff you magnanimous DOOFUS? || OOC;] #i'm getting to poses on here today but I also wanted to spread this here!

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@ghostbustingreen said: "What do you and-a Junior want for dinner, Bowsy? Do ya wanna help me cook it?" He looked very excited by the prospect of teaching his soon-to-be-husband how to cook!

“SHELL YEAH I WANNA COOK! I thought you’d NEVER ask, Greenberry Pie!”

His palms now balled tightly into fists, the King of Darkland practically hovered over his lover as he began to bombard them with an unparalleled amount of excitement!

“I’m SO in the mood for some BOWSERIFIC PASTA! It’s been AGES since I’ve been able to down a plate of spaghetti doused in AWESOME SAUCE with a chef’s kiss on the side, so consider YOUR night about to be as intense as a NOODLE WHEN IT GETS HOT!”

#ghostbustingreen #[v; I'M the real deal around here bucko! YOU'RE just a lil' insignificant gnat that was LUCKY ENOUGH to be born in MY world! || Main;] #[SORRY FOOLS-- HE'S MY PLAYER TWO NOW! || Bowuigi;] #SUJFDIUGJFDIGHJFD #Y E S

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“Oh. It’s YOU.”

A groan escaped his mouth as the Tyrant-King lazed a fist to his cheek and pressed into it with resignation. It was quite unlike him to ever feel as though his spirits were as low as the lava pits of Darkland, but the emptiness in his soul expanded the moment his eyes met with the Master Emerald’s guardian.

Was this what off days would be like from now on? Terrified at the prospect, Bowser shook his head, stood before the other, and quickly addressed them with a desperate plea tucked deep somewhere in his booming approach.

“I REALLY can’t believe there ain’t ANYONE ‘round here ACTUALLY worth stompin’ into the ground! How am I supposed to function when it’s so borin’ ‘n there ain’t anyone around to provide some AFTERNOON ENTERTAINMENT!? Master Hand may THINK this rest time crud is worth a Blue Shell in last place, but TYRANT-KING NASTY DISAGREES! Without anyone around, this STUPID mansion’s just full of losers that go down just by BREATHIN’ on ‘em!”

However, with his eyes practically peering into the other’s soul, Bowser’s grin began to return as he placed both his fists directly on his hips as he let his words settle in. It was clear to any that this was an obvious affront to the pride of Knuckles, but his aggressor wasn’t just content with that-- not at all.

Instead, Knuckles would further have to hear this disrespect as Bowser opted to both turn his back to him and continue his rant while he shrugged his two shoulders and let loose another exaggerated groan.

“GUESS it can’t be helped! SOME people were born to have even a SLIVER of what makes me the BEST THING EVER, ‘n some were born JUST to be the ants that get SMASHED the moment I step into the room.”

#masterprotector #[v; BE AFRAID NERDS! Smash is a party game hosted by the HARBINGER OF PAIN HIMSELF! || Smash;] #bowser ur dumb