do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.
since the 3ds/2ds is experiencing a revival with how custom firmware is more accessible than ever can we just like. make a collective vow to bring back streetpass in 2024. everybody go outside NOW
Auld Lang Syne by Frank C Stanley except it’s the winter of 1912, and you’ve been travelling through thick, snow-covered woods for days, entirely on your own. One night you hear it, just softly at first, and following the music leads you to the first sign of human life you’ve seen since you begun your journey. A house filled with life, in fact, with warm and inviting light shining out through the windows. But you stop outside, not wanting to intrude.
You must have lost track of time out there. Seems like this whole town has gathered to celebrate the new year.
In light of recent events, let’s not forget that H. Bomberguy is responsible for driving a formerly-beloved transphobic TV writer into a downward spiral that cost him his career and his family… all by playing Donkey Kong.