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Omg for the modern arcane au just the thought of Ekko being so advanced in his classes that he gets put in the same class as Mylo or even Vi.

LMAODJOWFJOIEFJIOEJFE HOLY SHIT I can picture it being a running gag throughout their high school years where Ekko just happens to be taking the same classes as Mylo >:D

Mylo dreads the first day of every new semester since he's always anxious he's gonna have him as a classmate again

Like either he walks into the room and sees the tiny boy sitting there (causing the elder to rip his hair out), or Mylo gets there first and is rejoicing when the bell rings — until Ekko walks in a few seconds late (“OH COME ON!!!")

Mylo hates this cuz it's more of a pride thing - He doesn't need his incompetence with school to be rubbed in his face especially when Ekko gets praised in class all the time

The fact that several teachers have told him he should consider having EKKO of ALL PEOPLE as a tutor for pre-calc really tore down his ego. The Vander Crew also made fun of him for days

Mylo was too stubborn to take up the offer until he was warned one more grade below a 60 would make him fail the class, so he begrudgingly had Ekko tutor him for the rest of the year

Of course, Ekko was all smug and "haggled" his way into a favorable payment each hour of tutoring. He’d usually find a way to show off that he’s Mylo’s tutor no matter how many times the older boy slapped his mouth shut

Mylo would often beg Ekko to tutor him in more private places like Vander’s apartment or in the janitor’s closet, but Ekko would tell him it would cost him extra unless they study in more public settings (the school library, a nearby cafe where a ton of students go to eat, etc.)

By the time Mylo was through with his last day of high school (in which his last period class was one with Ekko as a seatmate), Mylo literally hollered in joy as the final bell rang and flipped off the middle schooler — Ekko simply flipped him off in return, watching Mylo run out the door to shout in the halls

“FINALLY!!! I’M FREE FROM CLASSES WITH YOU, LITTLE MAN!!!”

Mylo was so hyped up to start college in the fall, and was eagerly looking around the room at the people in his first afternoon class at the local university

The professor introduces himself and starts off the lesson, only to be interrupted by the door bursting open and the sound of someone panting

“Sorry I’m late, Professor Talis! I kinda got lost!”

Mylo’s jaw dropped as he bore holes into Ekko’s head as the smaller boy plopped onto the empty seat next to him

“Sup Mylo! My guidance counselor said it’s about time I start taking pre-college classes to secure some credits. You excited for biology?!”

The older young man wanted to scream, and of course his siblings never let it go when they found out

Ekko continued to tutor Mylo here and there until the elder was in his final year in college, so just picture a teen Ekko at the university library scolding a groaning 21 year old Mylo when he gets a question wrong :)

#mylo arcane #arcane #arcane headcanons #ekko arcane #arcane league of legends

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Modern Arcane Hc

cause why not-

Jinx and Ekko had a dubsmash phase

Vi can never not have cracks in her phone.

They’ll get her a new phone but within weeks of having it already has cracks in it

Mel is allergic to horses. (is this projection…survey says: ✅)

If you asked, Sevika could recite every line from Coraline

Graysons favorite movie is the Temptations

Vander and Silco on karaoke night for the seniors

Ekko was really quiet in highschool and he ended up getting the nickname “Mumble” (happy feet tingz)

Mylo, Claggor, Jinx, Ekko, and sometimes Vi all played roblox together

Mylo bullied kids on there and ended getting his account suspended 3 times

Vi has argued with a kid at the play palace in McDonalds because they kept saying she was too big.

So has Ekko but he cried in the car because they talked about his muscles

Jinx would probably be into illegal racing.

Caitlyn would be very popular in highschool.

Vi wouldn’t but she’d be the “You see me, I see you” popular

Vander has a lot of old grandad stories

They make no sense but some sense at the same time because it’s Vander

Sevika and Silco have bingo night for the seniors.

Everyone thinks they’re cheating (which they are) but they both vouch for each other so they still win

Ambessa has a strange addiction to fancy cheese.

Her and Cassandra both indulge in this addiction

For mother daughter bonding time, Ambessa oils Mel’s scalp for her.

Sometimes in silence, sometimes a little small talk. Just enjoying each other’s presence

Caitlyn and Vi have self care days with each other.

Vi didn’t know that the cucumbers go on your eyes so she ate the whole bowl.

Vi painted Caitlyn’s nails for her one time because she thought the color red would look gorgeous on her

Jinx and Ekko gas station order consist of the following

𝗷𝗶𝗻𝘅 -

Blue Monster

Snickers

The Purple Doritos

Buffalo Chicken Stick

𝗲𝗸𝗸𝗼-

Iced Tea or Pepsi

Hostess Cupcake

Flamin Hot Cheetos

Red or Blue Icee

Sevikas way of relaxing is counting her playing cards on the couch with soft music playing in the background.

Also because she’s quitting smoking her way of dealing with the urge is a little stress ball.

She’s been through at least 3 but she’s working on it

Grayson has at least 7 cowboy hats

Vander does too

They both have movie nights where they watch any old western movie

On good days Sevika will join

Jayce has a severe peanut allergy

For fun Jinx puts on a Jersey accent and just talk like that until she gets bored

Claggor and Mylo would be band kids or OR the kids everyone knows for some reason.

Jayce has one of those headsets that have some kind of design on it. Like the cat ones but something he thinks is rad.

When Jayce was little he had dinosaur figures

Viktor is also lactose intolerant

He knows this and still eats anything dairy related just to spite everyone around him. (gassy bitch)

Even if they’re in different grade levels Vanders Kids and Ekko and maybe Caitlyn always did dumb highschool shit

See who can go up the stairs the fastest? did it. It was Vi who won

Make “potions” out of school lunches. Did it. Dared Mylo to eat it for 5$

Did he do it??? Maybe

Make weird noises in the library. Did it. Always Jinx and Ekko who got kicked out first

Ekko instigated school fights.

The one time he did get into a fight was because Jinx looked like she was losing

Sevikas favorite fruit would probably be startfruit. She says it because it’s like grapes just fancy

Silcos favorite past time snack would be crackers. Saltines, Ritz, Cheese you name it.

this is all :)

note: I know it’s more but I can’t think of anything rn

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Legit most of the pain I feel for Mylo stems from how he was most likely intentionally written to be a character with major potential for growth, and we never got to see it. It’s why people constantly entertain the question, “What would’ve happened if Mylo and Claggor survived, and how would they have developed as adults who got to grow up in their society?” The fact that he’s shown to be an outlier in the group adds more salt to the wound, as well as knowing he died without anyone as a full support. The tragedy is that he’s an unresolved character that will never receive the closure he deserved.

A great explanation as to why I love Mylo, why his death is actually one of the most tragic in the series, and why he really doesn't deserve the unfair hate he gets in this fandom.

Video by Schnee

P.s, I also love this comment, sums up a lot of my feelings towards Mylo really well.

#mylo arcane #arcane

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So was rewatching episode 4 to get a specific screenshot and noticed that the couch around Mylo is covered in "bla bla bla" because he was such a mean chatterbox.

And like, that's fine. But then Jinx is having this episode, talking to Claggor and him... And in these two frames MYLO LURCHES FORWARD LIKE HE'S ALIVE!!

Yet there's no hint of Jinx doing anything, she's lying down and it appears to be a "glitch" moment. I'm—

bad vibes man. bad vibes

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Arcane AU where Vander lives, is BFFs with Silco and together they try to raise 4 teenagers but Vander is the responsible dad while Silco is the cool uncle that buys them McDonald's even if they've got food at home.

Plus points if they all play board games In the last drop.

Okay thank you needed to get this out of my system.

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Ok so this's probably gonna be very weird & a little confusing but I've been thinking about it for a really long time & you're like the first person that came to mind when sharing it. So; Vi and Claggor are both god people in terms of personality but Vi prefers dogs as pets while claggor prefers cats. On the other hand, mylo and powder are both cat personality personality people but mylo prefers dogs while powder prefers cats. Placements can be switched & I can make a chart if this's too confusing in word form, but I hope you enjoy this random thought I've been having :)

Nah don't worry I really enjoyed reading this 😭😭😭 I can see Mylo and Powder arguing over whether cats or dogs are better, and they definitely were at each other's throats when the kids talked about asking Vander if they could get a pet (To prevent a civil war from happening, Vander eventually decides to get them a turtle)

#mylo arcane #powder arcane #vi arcane #claggor arcane #vander arcane #arcane #arcane league of legends #arcane headcanons

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Bro I always feel sad whenever I ONLY see cute fanart of them having happy father/daughter interactions especially set in the pre-timeskip cuz I keep thinking "Where are my boys??? WHERE ARE MY BOYS??!!!??!??!??!"

People talk and draw Vander and Silco co parenting powder and vi but leave out claggor and mylo. Cowards. 🤬🤬

#vander arcane #silco arcane #vi arcane #powder arcane #mylo arcane #claggor arcane

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Oh shit I thought she only pictured them dead because she simply saw the bodies while Silco and his gang were cleaning up the scene (the thought of them burying/cremating/disposing of Mylo and Claggor's remains still makes me sad). After looking at these stills, it looks like it's a combination of them not only being dead but also them looking ANGRY at her. Jinx feels so guilty over being the cause of their deaths that she imagines her own family getting mad at her beyond the grave. And the looks on their faces kinda match how they'd react to the situation in real life: Claggor's look of disappointment, Mylo yelling at her, Vander looking distressed and enraged almost like he's in the middle of scolding her (Oh damn — If you think about it, maybe Mylo looks so scary and is most present in her head partly because she knows he'd be the one most angry about his death). Holy shit this entire scene just gets even sadder the more I see it talked about.

Um Holy Fuck…

While getting images for another essay, I ended up pausing at the wrong time and I realized (I saw) that when Vi is yelling at Jinx to remember Mylo, Claggor, and Vander -

Jinx doesn’t picture them when they were alive and then they turn into her scratchy monsters.

She pictures their corpses. She sees their corpses attacking her.

That’s…oh my god.

That’s awful, why is everything the worst possible version of events for my baby girl.

For reference here is a pic of Claggor and Mylo alive

Now compare that to how Jinx sees them when Vi invokes them in the finale.

We can even see the blood stain on Mylo’s shirt from when pipe went through his chest.

Vander looks normal but then we have these brief images of Vander’s mutated corpse.

Jinx specifically sees their corpses attacking her - the one she’s responsible for.

I just…that’s so much worse and the scene was already beyond painful and heartbreaking.

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I also always thought in the Flare scene – when we have the monochrome Claggor and Mylo behind her – these ghostly figures, with Mylo’s blood stain on his shirt.

That was more “symbolic” or maybe not symbolic, but that Jinx wasn’t specifically imagining them. It was a representation at best, because how would she know where Mylo was stabbed.

But now I think she was envisioning them in that scene.

Jinx knows what their corpses look like, she knows where Mylo got stabbed because she saw it herself. Also, Claggor’s white, empty eyes make much more sense to me in that scene. 

Now how is this possible? 

She was blasted off the building and they were in another room. 

Well, one guess - 

Silco ordered his men to uncover the bodies so Jinx could bury them or cremate them, or something. Maybe? 

We know Singed has Vander and has been experimenting on him. Which maybe I’m giving Silco too much credit, but I feel like he wouldn’t have approved of that. It just feels with how Silco talked with Vander’s statue…

I don’t know that’s not the vibe I get from Silco, despite him being capable of plenty of cruelty. 

Warwick feels more like Singed operating on his own. Though maybe Silco did in fact know, because Singed was badly injured after the explosion, so how did he get Vander’s body after the time it probably took for him to recover, if not Silco giving it to him. 

I’m just hoping Jinx doesn’t know about Warwick.

I’m pretty sure she doesn’t (I really hope), because going off the horrific nightmare she was experiencing, she probably would’ve seen brief flashes of his new form, the one we saw with Singed, in the “What Could Have Been” Sequence, to really make it traumatizing. 

Also, 

I always thought Powder being left alone by Vander’s mutated dead body was another layer of trauma, but I just thought it was me inferring that based on the reality of the situation, not what the show was specifically telling/showing me.

But it was in fact traumatizing for her; because she sees Vander’s mutated corpse attacking her.

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God that scene is so much worse than I thought for Jinx

Vi isn’t invoking their memories or just Jinx’s demons, she’s specifically invoking (not on purpose) Jinx’s memories of their corpses. That’s how she sees them now and then they become her monsters.

My poor girl…

I’m going to go cry now

#jinx arcane #claggor arcane #mylo arcane #vander arcane #arcane #arcane league of legends

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Rewatched part 1 of Arcane in depth today and for once, found myself feeling bad for Mylo. He was awful to Powder but he was projecting his own insecurities. So human of him, man. He was arguably the weakest of the bunch; his only notable skill was lock picking and both times we see him exhibiting this, he doesn’t perform well and puts a lot of pressure on himself.

In the first ep, he takes so long trying to unlock the balcony door to Jace’s study that Vi gets impatient and kicks it down, making him feel inadequate, and then later in ep 3, he does manage to break Vander out of his restraints but only with Vander’s words of encouragement.

He doesn’t believe in his own abilities, but instead of practicing and honing them like the others do, he takes his frustration out on the smallest and easiest target, Powder. Classic bully logic. Whilst his treatment of her is infuriating, it’s also a sad reflection of how he sees himself 😢 I still can’t stand him, but this show does such a good job of making you empathise with every damn character, even little shits like Mylo.

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Powder: August, September, Halloween, November, December

Ekko: I think you mean August, September, Halloween, Turkey, Christmas

Mylo: I believe its spelled Hot as balls, Fuck its school again, Halloween, Turkey, Christmas

Vi: Don't forget New years, Forever alone, Windy as fuck, Shit its raining, Allergies, Hey its actually decent, Wait nevermind

Claggor: And a partridge in a pear tree

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Oh my god THAT IS SO ACCURATE LMAOFKSKFSOKGDK Like imagine Vi and Claggor coming home to Mylo's party and are all "We're gonna tell Vander!" until Vi gets caught up in a brawl while people pick up Claggor and just start crowd-surfing him?? Then Powder and Ekko sneak out the basement and have the time of their lives partying with high schoolers

Theyre the same character

#oh snap and don't forget the scene where Vander eventually finds a camera with photos of everything that happened that night #the final pic is of Mylo and Powder making peace signs at the cam amongst chaos #other photos include Vi judo flipping someone and Claggor taped to the ceiling #bro the vander kids deserve to have shenanigans like this

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BROOOOOO YOU’RE RIGHT YOU’RE RIGHT 😭😭😭 Nah for real I rewatched Rodrick’s cover of Justin Bieber’s “Baby” and holy shit??? Why can I see Mylo doing that??? Like think of Mylo singing with his voice going 📈📉📈📉📈📉 while Powder and Ekko are Greg and Rowley in the corner being scared as hell??? And then Mylo tells everyone to crank it “full diper”and goes absolutely apeshit??? The idea’s been rotting my brain cells for the past few minutes oh my god I NEED TO DRAW THIS HCFHFHFNUEWJ

Theyre the same character

#you’re also right about mylo being the king of comebacks he’d absolutely OBLITERATE powder’s whole career #he’s made her cry since they were babies #powder’s pretty good at roasts but she can NEVER reach Mylo’s level #the only way she can get him to stop is by yelling for Vi #oh my god I love them both so much

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Oh damn imagine tho: Modern!AU Mylo watched Diary of a Wimpy Kid ONCE and kinned Rodrick all through middle school

Theyre the same character

#im sorry but whenever i think of rodrick i think of that one scene where he sang Justin Bieber at Heather Hill's bday party #the fact that i can see mylo doing the same thing??? #i cant i cant #powder uses his photos of when he had his emo rock phase as blackmail #yes i like to think she made fun of him for being emo while he teases her for being an anime nerd

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Listen I will never let go of the headcanon that Modern!AU Mylo jams out to Cupcakke. I can just TELL he would cuz of his vibes. Every time CPR comes on in the Vander family car he shouts the lyrics then moans obnoxiously just to annoy Vi and Claggor. Vi is always SO CLOSE to beating him up while Claggor makes a mental note to never give Mylo the aux chord again. Meanwhile Powder's sitting there dancing in her booster seat not knowing what the hell the lyrics mean.

Like please let me imagine the Vander kids just being kids in a normal world :(

#mylo arcane #vi arcane #claggor arcane #powder arcane #arcane #arcane league of legends #arcane headcanons #brainrot rambles

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could you pretty please do oblivious!mylo with a reader who has an obvious crush on him? bonus points if like claggor/vi have to point it out for him and he starts teasing the reader about it

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA Okay this is CUTE AS HELL

Notes: Fluff, Teasing, Mutual Pining

Mylo being oblivious to someone who likes him

Despite being a clever smartass, Mylo sometimes just happens to run on one, single brain cell

This means that he's shit at recognizing the fact that you've had an obvious crush on him for a long while now

It might be due to the fact that the two of you are close friends to the point that people often think the two of you are dating

There have been a few instances where Benzo, Ekko, and even Jericho the fishmonger tease both of you about it, to which you shoot down their playful jabs immediately

It's because of the way how you visibly act disgusted when asked that question that Mylo concludes you really don't like him, and leaves it at that since it's a clear answer coming from you (and upon hearing your response, he's also been trying to get over his own feelings for you)

However, the words you say highly contradict the things you do

He was always the first person you ask to come along when you wanted to vandalize some walls or plan a heist, you never complained and constantly allowed him to vent to you whenever he was frustrated about something, you were playful and teased him a lot as your way of flirting, etc.

You preferred to show your interest through action since you were too awkward to directly voice out your feelings, so when those didn't work, you take the risk of being a little bolder with getting your point across

This means being gentler with your touches, softly carding your fingers through his hair when he's lying down next to you, leaning close to him to rub off the smudge of grease on his cheek with your thumb, even telling him what good qualities you see in him and the things you like about his appearance after people made fun of his eyebrows again

And despite all that, Mylo innocently believes you're simply being platonic with him

You're at your wit's end, so one day while both of you are sitting on the edge of a billboard you just drew on, you indirectly ask him what you should do with your situation

You: There's... this one guy I've liked for a while.

Mylo: Oh shit do I know him?

You: Eh... Maybe? *looks at the camera like you're in The Office* The point is, I've been trying to drop hints that I'm interested but they always seem like they go over his head. I don't know if he's just trying to ignore me and doesn't wanna reject me outright or if he's really THAT stupid, but I'm just tired of it now.

Mylo: Well that guy sounds like an idiot.

You: 😐😐😐

Mylo: What I mean is that I think you should just tell him. Sometimes you just have to spell it out for people, and it's better to know now rather than going the rest of your life never having an answer. And, I'm being honest when I say this, any person would be lucky to date you, Y/N.

You: ...Alright. I'll think about it.

When he walks back to The Last Drop, Mylo wonders what type of guy was able to catch and hold your interest to the point you were frustrated over him. If he feels the same way and the two of you start dating, that guy better be good to you

He's got your back with whatever happens, and he promises himself if your crush ends up hurting you, he'll track him down and personally beat the shit out of him

Of course, Mylo's feelings for you still haven't gone away, so he ends up flopping on the couch of the bar's basement and sulking there for the rest of the night. While laying there, he tries to come to terms that it really is time to finally diminish those feelings

And obviously, this doesn't go unnoticed by his siblings

Vi's the first person to nudge him by the shoulder, asking him what's got him so down ever since he came home

Mylo being the chatterbox he is starts ranting about the conversation you both had earlier, eventually admitting that he's had an unrequited crush on you for some time

At the end of his vent, Vi and Claggor are squinting at him and mentally slapping their foreheads

Vi: ...I can't believe it.

Mylo: What?

Vi: So you are THAT dumb???

Mylo: What are you talking about?!

Claggor: Mylo, they were talking about YOU.

Vi: *smacks Mylo's head* Y/N likes you, you DUMBASS.

Mylo: ...

Mylo: Wait, REALLY?!?!

Powder: Wow. And you're always asking why you don't have a S/O.

Mylo tries arguing that you directly told him you didn't see him that way whenever people asked if you were together, but Claggor calmly refutes him saying ANYONE would be too embarrassed to admit their feelings in front of people, let alone their crush themselves

Suddenly everything made SENSE now: the way you touch him, how you preferred to spend time with him alone, the unconditional kindness that he mistook as friendliness... The way he just called HIMSELF an idiot in front of you earlier???

At first, Mylo's freaking out over the fact that YOU LIKE!!! HIM!!! NO ONE ELSE BUT HIM!!!

Then, after repeating that phrase in his head, he gets an idea that causes a mischievous grin to spread from cheek to cheek

He's gonna have a field day once he meets up with you tomorrow

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The next day, the two of you are leisurely walking around the Lanes, looking for and thinking of anything to do at the moment. You notice that Mylo's strangely jumpier than usual, smiling a lot more while cracking a higher amount of jokes around you

The thing is, these "jokes" sound a little sus

You: Bruh shut up! Wow I have no idea why I still tolerate you.

Mylo: Aw come on, you know you love me...

Mylo: *invades your space, leans in close to your ear*

Mylo: ...cuz I know you do.

You: ...Wait wha-

Mylo: AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

You: *red in the face, wondering what the FUCK was that???*

Mylo was having WAY too much fun watching you get flustered. He kept this up for the rest of your walk, gradually pushing the boundaries to see how fast he can get you to blush

You later find yourselves in a quieter part of the undercity, rounding a corner of a narrow street when Mylo asks what you're gonna do with your crush

You tell him you decided you'll confess eventually, just that you had no idea how to approach it. He then stops walking to stroke his chin, putting on an exaggerated thinking expression as he pretends to "ponder on your predicament"

A few seconds pass, and with a quirk of his brow, he smiles at you

Mylo: You know what you should do?

You: Yeah?

Mylo: You should ask him out right now.

You: Yeah no I CANNOT do that-

Mylo: And after he says yes, you both stop by Jericho's for your first date.

You: ...How do you even know he'll say-

Mylo: Trust me Y/N, I know.

You take one look at his big, bright, surprisingly sincere green eyes before it finally hits

Embarrassment washes over you. You feel the heat rising in your cheeks as you quickly move your hands to cover your face

He's beaming happily as he lets out a laugh, coming closer to pry your hands away so he can see you

Mylo: So Y/N, what was it that you wanted to ask me?

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BONUS:

Sure enough, you and Mylo were now on your first date: Enjoying the undercity's atmosphere gradually turn into night as you both wolf down Jericho's slop

You're strangely captivated at how Mylo's messily stuffing his mouth with the greasy fish, wondering if this outing was really a good idea for a first date

He catches you staring mid-slurp and freezes, only to break out into a grin showing the yellow oil on his teeth

You: You're gonna go home looking like that?

Mylo: Nah it's not that much

You: Mylo, there's oil on your eyebrows.

Mylo: Ok then, if you're so bothered, I'll clean it off right now!

You: ...Uh where are the napkins?-

You then feel a pair of greasy lips smother themselves on the corner of your mouth

He pulls away with a wet smack as you scrunch your face, sitting there not knowing whether to feel flustered or disgusted

It doesn't help that Jericho himself bellows in a roar of laughter at both of you, sliding a napkin next to your bowls to wipe your faces

Mylo: Sorry Y/N, you're stuck with me and my greasy brows from now on!

You: WHYYYYYYYYY

#mylo arcane #mylo x reader #arcane #arcane league of legends #netflix #arcane netflix #arcane x y/n #arcane x you #arcane headcanons #vi arcane #claggor arcane #powder arcane

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Yall I'm just sayin once Arcane Season 2 comes out and I see another hallucination of Mylo's pale bleeding rotting dead ass crouching and glitching behind Jinx, you BET I'll be screaming and crying going all "OH MY GOD HI SWEETY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY 😭😩✌️💖✨" at my laptop

I am so damn starved and desperate for Mylo content and this is the closest we'll probably have in the future but I'll take what I can get ;-;

#mylo arcane #mylo #jinx arcane #jinx #arcane #arcane league of legends #brainrot rambles

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Powder: *Is having a pillow fight with Mylo*

Vi: Hey, Powder Powder Powder- Watch the light!

Powder:

Powder: *Smashes light while hitting Mylo*