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#literally mouthwatering

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#charlie things

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Say what you will about humans but they really went off with flatbreads

#this is my dream world

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day 1 of Renaştere!!!

#i’m so excited

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#same

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:)

#same

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real talk, how tf is shower sex supposed to go? there wasn’t even concern about slipping or balance; there was no position that actually worked and jesus christ my thighs are burning i can’t stand anymore

#shower sex #sex advice #i am embarrassingly out of shape

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- evil glare with chin tucked to chest

- someone mooshes the other’s cheeks

- then that same someone gently pulls the other’s cheeks back like making a cat go EEEEEEEE

- blows in ear

- blows in eye

- nipple play, but not the sexy kind

- only a little more actual kissing in all this

i kinda wanna just make out for an hour and watch our favorite show and eat pizza and cuddle

#i did the moosh and the EEE

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- a few minutes of actually making out

- someone left their eyes open and now can’t stop imitating the other swooping towards their face

- “here comes the airplane!” whooshing sounds while making a kissy face

- a burp that cannot get free but then it does and it’s not even an impressive burp

i kinda wanna just make out for an hour and watch our favorite show and eat pizza and cuddle

#these all happened #our makeout sesh is just a silly good off hour with intermittent kissing

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currently listening to the Smiths and reading a YA thriller novel while drinking my iced coffee in bed. am i “basic” or “cringe”? probably. but i’m also being the person my 14-year-old self dreamt of being. so that’s a win. i live to make them proud, not some random tiktok girlie in 2023.

#me playing video games and reading scifi for fun #my child self would be proud

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⊹ ₊ ❤︎₊ ⊹

#this person needs to put their money where their mouth is #this person is me

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NOVEMBER — raking leaves, Sundays in bed, reading nonstop, fresh hot coffee, comfy knits, fairy lights, crunching as you walk, long baths, laughter, warm hugs, scented candles, museum dates, journaling all your thoughts, baked goods, grocery shopping, thrift stores, cuddles with cats, golden accents, time with you

#this is a hecking good list #i want this life

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conservatives: secure our borders! no illegal immigration!

also conservatives: why no, i don’t know the history of any south american countries or how much the us was involved in fucking things up. why do you ask?

yeah it is actually insane that literally millions of people have been murdered by the united states in the name of anticommunism, just for daring to want a socialist society, people are permanently disabled or traumatized, children are born with birth defects from us bombs to this day, many countries are still under crushing economic sanctions or still living in the aftermath of us backed right wing coups, and it really is insignificant to most americans

#conservatives #school of the americas #us imperialism

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i’m still new to this hellsite, but this is the energy i like about it

“you have a tumblr? that’s cringe”

oh NO!! some random person i will never see again thinks i’m mindlessly enjoying something they don’t like!! oh no! what ever shall i do???

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holidays vary and often suck due to sucky family (personally, at least). fall is the force of nature deciding it’s time to wind down for a well deserved break.

#cozy fall #deep dark fall #mysterious fall #winter is coming so get ready buddy

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woohoo!

hi hello, this is ur spouse-partner, Brann

would you perhaps like to go on a smol little date? preferably with me?

i look forward to your response!

your person-partner-spouse,

Brann

hehehehe yes pls!!

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it is simply unacceptable that i am not cocooned in a bed of blankets and watching my comfort tv shows right now