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[breekonhopedelivery]

uno how aristophanes belived there were three sexes: male, female and androgynous, who had male and female sex organs, two sets of limbs and two faces. the gods believed them to be too strong and so split the androgynous humans into two beings. they would long for their other half and would spend their lives looking for the matching half of their human whole. that's what today wld be referred to as soulmates.

thats how i think of breekon and hope. two halves of a being that was once one, a long long time ago. they are two parts of a perfect whole, never meant to have been separated. and i dont think its necessarily romantic, because your soulmate isnt always your romantic or sexual interest, they are just whoever makes you whole. and love is just the persuit of wholeness.

[breekonhopedelivery]

Crying in a corner of the archives? We can give you a lift if you need one.

I’m having a bit of trouble contacting the archivist, anyone know any good place to find him?

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[breekonhopedelivery]

helo i love you guys soooo much you are soooo cool its my brithday soon yay yay yippee i am going to go marchingin a parade have a good day hooray yippee yay yay

Glad to know that people enjoy a quality delivery service in this economy, and we'll be sure to show up to the marching parade - we'll even bring some clowns to help liven up the atmosphere :)

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[breekonhopedelivery]

I have hypothetically obtained the giant trash bags and hypothetically see you next week!

Hypothetically, we'll be there in the morning.

Hypothetically.

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[breekonhopedelivery]

HhhHHhelloooOoOooO~

Could you do mE a fAvoR and send a bAg of tEEtH to a random address?

Don’t woRrY, theY’re all MInE and i sTiLL have PleNtY to sParE :)

@3ris-d1st0rtionnn

Not the weirdest thing a spiral avatar has sent us to deliver, sure. Can't be good to eat with these, though, they're all molars.

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[breekonhopedelivery]

Can one of you wear a top hat. Please.

A bit blurry, but this was us at the annual Stranger get-together. Grand old time

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[breekonhopedelivery]

the bread you gave me is now eating me

You must be sweet, yeast loves sugar.

Unrelated but would any flesh avatar baker like a new pet?

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[breekonhopedelivery]

the bread you gave me keeps on screaming

You're ok eating yeast based bread when it's silent but can't handle it chatting back? Smh. Better get bready for it to keep yelling, turns out being shoved in an oven isn't very fun.

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[breekonhopedelivery]

I hypothetically probably can get a bag big enough if not would a freezer work?

And the book is gone I sold it to a thrift shop

Hypothetically, a big bag would be perfect - we'll bring zip ties.

And good riddance, never trust a book.

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[breekonhopedelivery]

Good to have you back.

WHAT A NICE VACATION. I SHOULD THANK THE ARCHIVIST FOR THE BREAK WHEN HE GETS RELEASED FROM HOSPITALIZATION :.))

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[breekonhopedelivery]

Poor jean and umm odd question but you mentioned the anatomy students once can I hypothetically ship something to them?

Like a man who maybe or maybe not had his spine ripped out of his back because I may or may not have read a book about bone tuning and I'm yeah-

This is all hypothetically um by the way-

Oh, absolutely. We're sure they'd love a new project to work on. Hypothetically. Still, we gotta ask you don't bring that book anywhere near the van - old And doesn't like Leitners.

Hypothetically, we'll come collect it in the next week, if you can get a bin bag big enough in advance that'd be superb.

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[breekonhopedelivery]

If you keep pulling this, we won't bring snacks are you sure you want that duty to fall on the flesh avatars again

soO𖦹oooo sooory for confusing y𖦹u all!! the move night won't bee yesterday but this weeek! i made an errror.! in my last p𖦹st!!.!

orr did i?? maybe the whole movie night happened already y𖦹uu just cannnot remember it!!

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[breekonhopedelivery]

HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP MEDo you offer refunds?HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME

No refunds if the product is used, good luck with that one.

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[breekonhopedelivery]

What did jean do? Why is he a punching bag?

And yes I think I'm supposed to be human-?

Nobody likes Jean. You do not like Jean. We do not like Jean. He is unlovable.

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[breekonhopedelivery]

Yeah sorry we went missing got lost in the lonely

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[breekonhopedelivery]

Um I'm not going to peel my skin off? But I'm like ninety nine percent sure I'm human? Or am I not supposed to be?

But I don't want to upset the dolls I'll just wear something I won't be disheartened to lose!

See you at the movie night :D

Are you suppost to be? Oh, and don't worry too much about the dolls, most of them are rather civil, just don't be cruel to them. Except Jean. Nobody likes Jean. Do what you want to him.

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[breekonhopedelivery]

do you know what it is like to bang unreality because i do

We don't tend to go for that kind of action, banging is more for the slaughter avatars amongst us and banging is far more difficult than you'd think when you're barely people.

Hope you had fun (????) though.

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