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Hello Jinger was wondering if you had any andreil recs to share? I’m lowkey in a reading slump but I miss my boys

Hello hello I have a bunch of things I'd love to rec anon!! Here's some different kinds of fics that will hopefully get you out of your slump, lovely:

Fluff:

take a sip by Ominous

Witching You a Happy Holiday by AgentCoop (magic, multichapter)

Identity Theft by likearecord

Angst:

wreck my plans by @willowbird (miscommunication)

heaven and hell (were words to me) by sporadichearttcollector (multichapter, superhero!Neil and supervillain!Andrew)

five times by redblue (tw: Stabbing)

Smut:

A Little Tongue-In-Cheek by NikNak22

Need You Now by NikNak22

this room, our universe by moonix

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by alexis_needs_sleep

Incomplete:

More Than Words by @fortheloveofexy

Inked Truths by @paradoxolotl (also one of my absolute favorites but I'm putting it here 'cause it's an incomplete series) (PLS READ PARA'S TRIGGER WARNINGS!)

Your Perfect Imperfections by RidingBubbles (smut, bottom/sub Andrew)

Series:

Awoodrew series by Ominous (LOTS of fluff)

Teaching a caged bird to fly by Charcoalll (Robin-centric but so so good)

tall twinyards by skullcaid (so funny I die every time)

Absolute Favorites:

Artist!Neil AU by @fortheloveofexy

real good loving, line up your wrists by neilwrites (genderbent smut)

In My Defense, I Have None by likearecord

A different kind of attack by @amaliaisabel

These are just a few fics I'd love to rec, I hope you get out of your reading slump soon lovely!! Take care of yourself, get enough sleep and drink enough water!

#aftg fic

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Neil & Stuffed Animals: A headcanon

It starts with some shitty little fox that Nicky bought him as a joke because he found it in the baby aisle, but Neil fucking loves it.

He drags it around like a toddler with a blanket, taking it to all his games and sleeping with it every night.

Then, the fox starts to fall apart, mainly due to it being taken around the country every week for months (and that one time Aaron threw it out a window)

Neil says he’s “fine about it, it’s just a fox” so Andrew buys him a new one, because Neil just looks so sad when Andrew has to sew the tail back on for the 10th time.

Seeing how happy the new fox made Neil, Andrew buys him another one, a bear this time

Then a frog

Then a lion

Andrew keeps buying them because his bad days mean he can’t always cuddle with Neil, but stuffies don’t have that issue and Neil deserves hugs

(Also Neil does this little grin whenever Andrew hands it over and Andrew would die for that shit)

All of a sudden Neil, who has never been allowed to be soft nor form attachments to something as silly as a stuffed animal because they might need to leave it behind, has a shit ton of them

Like, he has to put them on the floor to physically fit in his bed

They all have names and Neil constantly forgets them because there’s so many, so he has to turn to Andrew because he’ll never forget them

He chooses a different one every night to sleep with so none of them feel left out

There’s always one at each game, in its own court-side seat

And Neil loves all of them, because he never really got to be a kid, never got to fret over something as trivial as the opinion of a stuffed animal and he’s making up for so much lost time

However, Andrew does debate when they move in together whether the smile was truly worth having to give up space in his own bed to an inanimate object

(It was)

#I just think that Neil would be soft #out of spite too #like…my father would have hated this #quick buy me another #all for the game #aftg #foxes #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #aftg shitpost #soft Neil Josten #kevin day #nicky hemmick #aftg hc #the foxhole court

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Nvm they moved it im sorry

But why is it fused now

I work at the radio and I have worked retail and I have worked food service.

The people who call in to the radio station are the dumbest people alive, holy shit.

Be honest, do you guys want the stories?

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Wait no i left for a while bcos of mental health. Why did the like button numbers disappear

Whats going on

I work at the radio and I have worked retail and I have worked food service.

The people who call in to the radio station are the dumbest people alive, holy shit.

Be honest, do you guys want the stories?

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andrew and neil are cuddled on the couch in the dorm room. andrew would say it was because neil was coming down sick, and he wanted to keep him warm so he could “heal faster” but not even Andrew could convince anybody that were really true.

Not when andrew was sat criss crossed in the middle of the couch, supporting Neils entire sleeping body weight in his lap. Neils bottom rested on his ankles, his side on his torso, and his right cheek squished against andrews collarbones.Neils entire fluffy blanket that nicky bought him, completely engulfing his sleeping form. Covering his socked feet, and andrew’s sweatshirt and sweatpants because “Neils are the running kind not the comfortable kind.” The only thing of neil exposed being his head and messy auburn hair, resting on andrew’s chest. Of course Neil being neil, did not want to be asleep right now. He wanted to bust his ass on the court with kevin and ruin his already weakened state because “i outran the mafia at age 9 I can work through a cold.”

Andrew had talked him into sitting with him, and in exchange neil could go to the court if he felt better in an hour. He begrudgingly sat beside andrew in a huff, murmuring “you better get your car keys out” only for him to be past out on andrew’s shoulder 5 minutes later.

Andrew looked down at him and shook his head murmuring “junkie” under his breath before he combed a careful hand through Neils long hair.They sat like that for almost 20 minutes before Neil began to cough in his sleep against Andrew’s shoulder. Andrew immediately pulled his face up , a hand around the side of his head, and let Neil choke on rough coughs into the air beside him. “they’re you go” he whispered. “how does that feel dummy?” At that Nicky ventured into the room (the only roommate andrew actually liked at this moment) the sound of Neils coughing interesting him. Nicky tilted his head. “He sick?” he asked. andrew did not reply, he was only looking at neil, who was still coughing throatily. When Neil began to wheeze, the loud sound finally seemed to wake him up.

His eyes fluttered open for half a second, before scrunching up again. He whined like a child, and let out a shutter. Before Andrew could think, Neil was reaching out to him,wobbly trying to crawl into his lap. Andrew did not hesitate. He grabbed neil under the armpits and yanked him into an upright position, sideways in Andrew lap. andrew looked to his side and saw the white blanket, he pulled it off the floor and draped it across neil. Precariously, tucking every inch of Neil under the warm cotton. Only when Andrew settled again, Did Neil fall back to sleep, a peaceful look on his face and the sound of a contented sigh leaving his lips. Andrew stared at Neil for a moment, enjoying to rush of warmth that flowed unwilling through his body, making him lean forwards in a moment of weakness and pull Neils black hood up over his head, and then kissing the fabric there. He wrapped both of his arms around Neils arms interlocking his fingers on Neils forearm

He closed his eyes and squeezed once, and then finally looked up to Nicky where he was still hovering in the entryway. “Call Kevin and tell him to go and buy medicine for Neil.”Nicky went wide eyed at the direction. He nodded tightly, looking as though he was about to smile, probably thinking something he knew andrew would kill him for if he said allowed. Nicky picked his phone from his pocket and hit a few buttons before the phone began to ring and he pressed it to his ear.

After a couple of rings, Andrew heard fuzzy words through the speaker. Nicky told Kevin he needed him to drive to the store and get medicine for neil,only for the voice on the other end to become louder and faster. “He’s SICK kevin. Ever heard of a person not being at 100% at all times?”… “I don’t know. He’s coughing a bunch and he’s all cold. Andrew’s got him swaddled like a newborn.”……. “NO KEVIN HE CANT FUCKING SIT AND TAKE NOTES ON YOUR PERFORMACE.” at that Andrew, burst with a horrible anger, and shot his hand out at nicky. “Give me the phone.”

Nicky did so without question, putting it in his hand, watching as Andrew pulled it aggressively to his ear. “he needs to work through a few drills with me. Has he thrown up or something? Cause we have trash cans here and-“ kevin was saying. Andrew wasted to time leaning his face away from Neil and snapping into the receiver. “Kevin if you don’t get into your fucking car in 3 seconds and drive to the drugstore I will never step onto that fucking court again, and I will release clips of your practices to the front of the fucking raven webpage, do you understand me?”

it was silent on the other line until Kevin whisper a frantic “fine” into the phone, and the call rang out.

Andrew breathed and handed nicky his phone back. He looked at neil again to see he was sniffling, and with a damp forehead. Andrew sighed and held around Neils head.and his torso, pulling Neil tight against him, and resting his cheek on top of his head.

when Neil coughed again, Andrew swore internally that he would murder kevin if he wasn’t here in 10 minutes. Andrew could feel that nicky was still watching them, but he found he did not care. Neil grumbled in his sleep, and andrew leaned down to tip his chin up, staring into neils flushed face for a moment. Even is sickness, he was utterly beautiful. Andrew cursed himself and leaned in to kiss neils cheek, his forehead, his eyelids, and finally his lips. Feeling the warm skin hot against his lips.They were passed the point where andrew felt like he needed to ask “yes or no” everytime he touched neil. It was an unnecessary boundary now for the most part. They know eachother better now. When andrew needs space, when neil needs to be close, When andrew needs to hold neil to just know he is okay, and when neil needs Andrew to just hold his hand when they pass a red haired man at the grocery store.Andrew swipes a thumb over neils cheeks and watched as neil smiled in his sleep, slipping a hand out to wrap around Andrews wrist and then pulling it back under the blanket. Somewhere to andrews left, he could hear the squeek of Nickys obnoxious obsession and the click of his camera. Andrew found that he did not care.

if there was a picture of them now with neil coddled in andrews lap, a smile on neils face and fingers intertwined with andrews now plastered across nickys social media’s, as fans profile picture, as matt’s phone background, and stuck to bee’s laptop. Andrew did not care.

#aftg #aftg fic #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten

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Andrew in the Maserati: Siri call Neil

Siri: calling bunny

Aaron, visibly confused Andrew has someone in his phone as bunny: cancel call Siri

Andre, in dead eye contact with Aaron: Siri call Neil

Siri: calling bunny

Aaron, shaking.

#aftg meme #aftg shitpost #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten

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Is it normal

I have a crippling fear of aging and old people in general so i cant read any fanfic where the characters are old. I remember i almost cried when I saw My Little Pony and found the 6 ponies (like the original BFFs) turn into older ponies.

Today i cried because i saw a fanfic about andrew and neil being old and enjoying their sunset years like- bro

normalise adding old people tw jkdhklajsl

#aftg #aftg shitpost #aftg memes #please do not let me the only person #i think this fear came about #because in 2012 there was this end-of-the-world situation right #me as a kid was scared shitless because oh shit im going to die and i didnt have enough fun yet #and my mom was like- it's fine we'll all die together #like bro i dont want to die PERIODT i dont care who i die with #since then im just- scared of dying #and growing old is an inevitable pathway towards death #anyways #old people tw #aging tw

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Neil: Kinda messed up and nasty that vampires drink blood in my opinion. A Pepsi costs $1.75.

Matt: What? Where are you getting your Pepsi from?! It costs me $2.30!

Neil: The hospital.

Aaron: Who the fuck pays $2.30 for a Pepsi?

Neil: I don’t, I pay $1.75. At the hospital.

Nicky: But wait, blood is free. Why wouldn’t they drink it?

Andrew: Free? Blood can range from $230 to $570.

Matt: Not if you take it directly from the person.

Nicky: Andrew, why do you know the price rates of blood?

Neil: Well then Pepsi is free too if you steal it.

Kevin: Why would a vampire drink Pepsi? Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

Andrew:

Andrew: Josten, why are you getting your Pepsi from the hospital.

Neil: Because it’s only $1.75.

Andrew:

Nicky:

Nicky: ...why did you ask the question in the first place though?

Neil: Oh right, I got punched in the jaw so I tasted a lot of blood. About that, where is Abby's clinic?

#aftg shitpost #neil josten supremacy #neil josten #andrew minyard #all for the game #vampires tw

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Wym Neil does not wear this to run every morning

Its one of the reasons andrew stayed™

#aftg shitpost #aftg #andreil #neil josten #aftg hc #andrew minyard #nicky is the one who bought it #allison has a matching pair

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Andrew: there are only three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Neil way.

Kevin: Isn’t that just the wrong way?

Andrew: yes, but it’s also faster.

#aftg #aftg shitpost #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day

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Okay, so, Neil is generally stereotyped as “the girly one” (aka the more expressive/weird/emotional one) because most of Andrew’s actual personality is brushed aside as part of his medicine and therefore considered the dark and broody one, but.. this is absolutely ridiculous (not just because of the girl/guy stereotypes). Like, I understand that it probably induced some pretty ludicrous thoughts, but.. Andrew’s brain technically generated them.

As someone who says like 5% of what they think, I feel like he doesn’t say shit like that when he’s sober because he doesn’t have the energy/doesn’t want to.

But people are sleeping on the fact that Andrew, You’re-Like-A-Raccoon-Dramatic-Poetic-Disney-Villain Andrew, is absolutely the one in Andriel to think shit like,”what if we were two porcelain cats drinking spilt milk out of a bucket,” and “would you love me if I was a worm.”

This is erasure

#aftg fic #andrew minyard #neil josten

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Neil never had a loving or safe feeling childhood so now that he’s let his guard down with Andrew and eventually is able to trust that he loves him and it’s safe, Andrew kinda babies him a little. Not in an exaggerated way but sometimes when he has a long day, he cuddles up against Andrew and falls asleep in his arms as Andrew tells him stories about his life. Andrew makes him food if he hasn’t eaten as much as he should and whispers reassurances whenever he can tell that he needs it (because Neil has never been that great of a liar to Andrew).

Neil does the same for Andrew but in his own way. When Andrew gets angry or overwhelmed, Neil doesn’t overstep but he’s there and him staying is what keeps Andrew comfort. Neil teases him and jokes with him and is so so serious about how much he cares and loves him that Andrew can’t help but feel safe.

#aftg hc #all for the game #neil josten #andreil #aftg

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Neil josten all day everyday

please, this image just wont leave my head

#aftg #idk what fandom this art is from #is it witcher #no idts #anyways #all for the game #neil josten #butcher of baltimore #nathan tw #nathan wesninski tw

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does Andrew get nervous when Neil isnt close or does he keep him close so he can stab him more easily who knows what a mystery

#aftg fanart #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten

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Mary Hatford, in hell, watching Neil do everything she told him not to:

#aftg #aftg meme #aftg shitpost

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Why is this on my dashboard, this is not a spn blog

Ive been visited by the ghost uncle of fandomtumblr🐠🙏🏼

Have some Witch!Sam Yule tidings and inspiration dear friends...may your Yule season be healthy, happy, and bright!

#not aftg #why are we still here #oh yeah hows ur destiel going

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Let them rest, they deserve it

For @rappakalja, as part of the @aftgexchange, who requested sleeping together/just being close

#aftg fanart #andreil #op this is so cute