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This was disgusting coming from Squidward. I get he was pushed to his limit but it was unnecessarily cruel.

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I remembered newspaper comics existed and googled Ziggy to laugh at how shitty it is and this caught me so off guard I nearly threw up

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TIL that there's an '80s movie where they portrayed Smilodon by sticking actual fake teeth onto actual live lions.

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My prof was like 'yeah there was this experiment where they like made a casino for rats with mini slot machines n everything and made those rats into gambling addicts it was so cool' n i looked up the article n hes the lead fucking researcher

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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can we send anon hate to landlords/brokers on listing sites. can we make that a thing

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hope that everyone that lives by the beach has the worst day ever, fuck you. that should be ME

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As you age you just realize a lot of shit has absolutely nothing to do with you and it’s such a relief lol

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heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

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Republicans not wanting to fund libraries is part of their plan to make the next generation illiterate. That is why they are banning books too.

#the Rec centre I got to for strength training is amazing #it has a cafe a library an arena and like a bunch of fitness classes that are free with admission #they also have full sized courts for badminton and things like that