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all my haters become freighters when I ride on the railroad of success

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so I put my haaaaaaaaaands up they're playing my song

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Guys, the Midnight in Salem storyline is ELITE. Talking about the hundreds of people affected by this tragedy that WERENT hung (although that itself is enough to make me cry).

Like Tituba, the first person accused was a slave.

And there were people thrown in prison after being accused BY CHILDREN.

And then, of course, there were people thrown in prison that WERE CHILDREN.

The four year old they mentioned, Sarah Goode’s daughter, all the souls tortured and murdered.

And we believe that couldn’t happen today. Of course, we know better.

But then there’s Judge Danforth. He is considered a good, impartial man. Beloved by the middle class (Carson Drew as an example). You can blame him for all that happens to Mei. But he doesn’t bat an eye. Of COURSE it’s her. And no one, not even the people protesting this exact outrage outside, EVEN CARES.

There IS NO EVIDENCE she did ANYTHING. She was a CHILD when the fire happened before. But of course, she’s different. I thought this storyline would be cliché, but the things Judge Danforth says… I’ve heard those things from the worst of society, who truly believe they hold power given by God to judge others. Why wouldn’t it be her?

Thank God Nancy gets the chance to stick it to him at the end. But, I truly don’t think he changed his mind. He admits his was wrong but in a way that sounds a whole lot like the good ole Rev Parris, “I may have been mistaken.”

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

- George Santayana

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Nancy Drew Games are 50% off on Steam right now so here are some shitty descriptions of the games for newbies or partners (not in order, also spoilers)

Secrets can kill: dickface high schooler was pushed down a flight of stairs, find out who did it

The Silent Spy: Nancy has mommy issues and cosplays as a spy in Scotland

Sea of Darkness: all of the characters have trauma around a ship. featuring the only canonically queer character.

Deadly Device: tech bro gets electrocuted, who did it oh noooo. Feat: women in stem

Midnight in Salem: Glitch-wise, this is the fandom-equivalent of the first release of FNAF Security Breach but doesn’t nearly slay as hard and they didn’t patch any of the bugs. Haven’t played it but the fandom is 50/50 on it, maybe 80/20 against

Shattered Medallion: off brand amazing race goes wrong, feat. A recurring character who you’re supposed to know

Alibi in Ashes: Nancy didn’t commit arson (this time) so who the fuck did? See also, “I can commit major theft and prod you about your dead mom, but I draw the line at arson.”

The Captive Curse: monster and intergenerational trauma, beautifully told story. Plus lederhosen.

Shadow at the Waters Edge: ghosts and intergenerational trauma, beautifully told story. Plus kawaii

Ghost of Thornton hall; ghosts and intergenerational trauma, beautifully told story. Plus southern people.

The Final Scene: nancys friend who we’ve never met gets kidnapped. Plus magic tricks/Houdini. Plus old man.

The Haunted Carousel: Dead mom plus the most annoying daughter you’ll ever encounter and her emotional support robot. Also you’re supposed to fix a theme park

Danger by Design: Parisian fashion designer with anger issues and also might deny that nazis happened during wwii

Curse of blackmoor manor: British girl says oh no my stepmom is turning into a werewolf

Warnings at Waverly Academy; the trailer for this one said something like “I hang out with teenage girls in this one, it could be my scariest case yet”, basically be prepared to do other students homework. Also immaculate dark academia/fall vibes tho

Phantom of Venice: white boy of the month shows you his seven hour tesserae slideshow and you single-handedly bring down a crime ring while wearing stupid outfits

Trail of the Twister: someone is sabotaging a storm chasing team but Nancy cares more about asking the local general store owner about his dead wife

Secret of the Old Clock: It’s magically 1930 again, this game feels so far off brand from pretty much all of the other ones imo but the music goes HARD and there’s def some homoerotic tensions between a dead old man and his live-in psychic

Legend of the Crystal Skull: make a curio shop owner sneeze, collect glass eyeballs, watch a Gerard Way look-alike cry, and maybe get buried alive

Haunting of Castle Malloy: banshees and letterpress and a pub that conveniently only serves juice. Terrible Irish accents. Try to find a missing groom for a wedding but also enjoy a walking sim that walked so Stardew Valley could run

Creature of Kapu Cave: get stuck in a tourist trap resort by a guy who calls himself Big Island Mike, then get stuck in a forest with an entomologist who makes you do her work for her, then get stuck in a research facility with an angry white guy who makes you do his work and then falls asleep. Music slaps but no idea what the plot of the game is supposed to be. Also do a “freaky friday” style switch with the Hardy Boys every time you call them on your cell phone.

Last train to Blue Moon canyon: picture Paris Hilton inviting you on a train and then she goes missing. Also on the train with you: the worst police detective, Zak Bagans impersonator, and Colleen Hoover-vibes.

White Wolf of Icicle Creek: “I fired. And I missed. I missed again. I got sad. I had a popsicle.”

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imagine you add a book to your Goodreads "read" list. you give it 3 stars.

Louis Chandler immediately murders you because he too read the same book

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Okay so hear me out in CAP Nancy’s skirt wasn’t really that ripped up and what if she still wore it and with a monster t-shirt from the gift shop

Nancy: showing up in this fit^

The culprit who left the dress out for her: 👁👄👁

Nancy: wat

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This Barbie just got back from the bog

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i too like to drink herbal tea in hopes that it will fix my problems☕🍃

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Ron Swanson would make a great Nancy Drew game character.

No, I will not elaborate.

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Here's what was posted on the website! The new password is "lediamantdemisere"

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GTH gameplay ends. Nancy:

Dear Ned… (proceeds to write a letter that frames the passage of time as several weeks) … I’m looking forward to good ol’ non-haunted River Heights. Can’t wait to see you. Love, Nancy. 

She was only hired to find Jessalyn, which she does within three nights’ work, and then proceeds to hang around the family for their entire catharsis instead of going straight home. This is why people think you’re a terrible girlfriend, Nancy.

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(I posted this two days ago and wondered why no one liked and and it turns out I posted it on main 😂😂😂)

Stole this idea from @the_tina_balducci on Instagram. Go check out the ones they posted because they’re great 😂

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<3

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We really are the Ned in our relationship with HER Interactive

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🚨🚨 THE GAME COMPANY THAT MAKES GAMES IS MAKING A GAME 🚨 🚨

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EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT GAME 34!!!!!!

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Nancy: Megan’s family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?

Corine: Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.