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oh baby relistening to the last episode of suffering game and knowing the barry bluejeans reveal is coming makes me feel griffin's urgency like tenfold. he's trying to get them to the moment of the reveal and they're all just cracking dumb jokes and not only can i sense griffin being like Shut Up Please Please Please God Let Me Do The Thing but i, too, am thinking Shut Up Please Please Please God Let Him Do The Thing

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this too shall pass

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"stump hodgepodge" is one of the funniest taz balance segments. "What's the biggest prime number?" "It's up there" invented comedy

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For those of you who no longer TAZ, the current ep has a Frankenstein Countess and a Pinocchio with the mind of a monk (who also has the mind of van helsing) playing Vollehball against the Creature from the Black Lagoon and a ranger/ex restauranteur who wants to make a necklace with Draculas teeth. And the ball is the fishmans wife, who is a wereball.

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by 'i'm delusional' i mean i'm scrolling zillow looking at hypothetical future apartments to live in with the guy i've been dating for less than two months

#this does get filed under my most crazy behavior #at least he's also obsessed with me!!

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Vita Sackville-West, from Complete Works of Vita Sackville-West

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ZONE OF TRUTH!!! What TAZ balance character are you? Take this quiz to find out!!!

There are 21 possible answers and all of them are kind. It's all about bonds, baby! Maybe once you've gotten your result, try to get them all?

#i got lup i'm so honored

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I love that canonically there’s a world in which Merle shows up in a town, establishes a religion, and then disappears in an incredible display of ribbons of light as the apocalypse descends and then the town lives though the apocalypse. It’s one of the most compelling depictions of religion I’ve ever seen. Because even though Merle and the crew’s work did end up saving that world, they didn’t know what would happen when they first arrived and Merle began building the church. The options were either Merle establishes a religion and instills hope in a people that has had no hope in the past and that Merle knows is going to be destroyed, giving them some semblance of peace at the end OR Merle creates hope in a place of hard living, saves them from literal Armageddon, and then becomes a fucking Holy Legend and he doesn’t see any of his fame because he knows he has to leave. It’s such a beautiful choice by Clint and I tear up every time I hear the depiction of that final scene in the church, even with my own feelings about religion.

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Boy I do love watching the eclipse, I sure hope no cacophonous sound knocks my friends unconscious and no eyes of a terrible extradimensional force show up in the Ethereal Plane to start a ticking countdown to the world's doom!

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how is it that all of lucretia’s one liners in moonlighting always the funniest fucking shit 

“oh you’re so deep in the test, you are knee-deep in test town”

“i particularly liked when you ripped the arms off that poor helpless robot” 

“here’s the problem: they just run right off the goddamn thing”

“goddammit we love domes around here”

“yes, it’s that we very quickly cut your hand off and get the bracer off, but then we attach the hand back and it’s like, not a big deal”

“are there any non terrible questions”

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The tonal contrast between the boys vs. sloane and hurley in petals to the metal really gets me, especially because I like to imagine what it would be like if the focus was shifted. You have this tense lesbian drama with questions of power, control, and morality, one woman desperately trying to save her partner from unimaginable cosmic forces that have twisted her to the point where the former is not sure if she ever really knew the latter. and in the background you have three guys trying to hide a body

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griffin mcelroy is so funny because youll see clips of him talking and its always either something like "my names sprite pepsi and im abstinence until i DIE" or its something like "that was the last conversation you ever had with your sister. when someone leaves your life those exits are not made equal. some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying, others are abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable."

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"We'll fix it in post" is a phrase from the film industry, but it is inherently funnier when it's spoken by a writer because--tragic--you are also the post-production team.

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”oh so how did you get into writing?-“ no, writing got into me. Actually it infiltrated my brain, starting with the slow takeover of my room with books to the extremely fast claiming of my notes app and now there’s no way to stop it and no way for me to stop.

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happy ides of march eve remember to completely disregard any weird happenings or foreboding omens and look forward to tomorrows beautiful day

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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot

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A while ago i posted about my "10k block" where i always start something and then stop short of 10k words of a first draft and just kind of abandon it

well i DID IT! i have 10,000 words of a mystery/steampunk novel first draft

and what immediately hit me is oh god now i gotta write the rest of it and actually pay off all the things i've set up

oh no