briticisms

[briticisms]

// Casteel Da’Neer, The Dark One //

“With my sword and with my life, I vow to keep you safe, Penellaphe. From this moment until the last moment, I am yours.”

[briticisms]

I am losing my mind. source: x

[briticisms]

Astarion is a cat person CONFIRMED

[briticisms]

The Charlatan

#when you boot up tumblr so you can be horny on main for a video game character

[briticisms]

[briticisms]

[briticisms]

why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand

[briticisms]

Light at Seal Beach by schumpster

[briticisms]

[briticisms]

[briticisms]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[briticisms]

billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

[briticisms]

this is one of the only times ive ever seen a pallas cat not in a rage state and i am . cherishing this picture.

[briticisms]

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

[briticisms]

ok but will u EVER be as ride or die as aragorn “you have my sword” “i would have gone with you the end, into the very fires of mordor” “for frodo” elessar

[briticisms]

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

[briticisms]