Happy one-year anniversary, Dan!
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do people realize how romantic this really is?
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The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice. I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea. She didn’t laugh. I didn’t laugh. That was probably one of the darkest days of my life.
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there has never been a cool person called eugene
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