browneyedbrunettebaby

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imagine you’re connie kendall and you get fired from a job that has kind of become a 2nd home to you and it’s emotionally fraught because your boss is like your new father figure and you’re so sad about it. but you pick yourself up and go work at a summer camp where one of the most well-behaved girls you’ve ever met decides to go rogue on you and you’re the one who has to send her home so now she hates you. and then you come home and decide to pick yourself up again and go see if you can make amends with your boss but you get there and your coworker who got fired for the exact same reason as you is already working there again and is being really cagey about it, which sucks. and the girl you sent home is there too and she’s yelling at you in public in front of a cute new guy. and then your boss gets there and acts really cagey about rehiring your coworker and doesn’t offer the same thing to you. and this whole time the only person who’s been nice to you is said cute new guy who seems to like it when you dunk on him, and, knowing nothing about you except that you got fired from your old job under contentious circumstances and that this random 14-year-old thinks you suck, he offers you a shiny new job away from everyone who suddenly hates you now

and you TURN IT DOWN

#IN LOVE WITH CONNIE ALWAYS!!!! #we missed out on a connie richard coworker mess around.... theyd waste company time together so well #aio

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I'm going for a look that's confident but also screams HELP ME

#richard maxwell #going for a look that’s i bite the hand that feeds me but also screams begging for scraps

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Stressed out because finals are coming up so

#his nose and hair omg <333333333 this is so good AGHH!! #richard maxwell #aio #look he has a moral compass it just points funky sometimes

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i fear i will get lashings if i say that connie and eugene delivered workmance banter 🤷🏻‍♀️ like middle school me was rooting for them more than eugene and katrina

but connie also is annoying so i know eugene can do better idk

#instead of workmance they’re coworker soulmates to me. in every universe they’re coworkers they’re working at right aid down the street #somewhere rn. they hate each other they’re best friends they run whit’s end like the navy they try to get each other fired they’d kill #themselves in front of whit if one of them was ever laid off. I LOVE THEM!!!!!!! #aio #i can’t imagine them romantically involved though they’re stuck in the sibling zone i fear

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she says "oh you like that huh 😏" i tell her that's a most astute observation

#eugene meltsner ☝️☝️☝️ #i’m inclined to say… yes! from icedcelery you will always be famous

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fighting back the time loop narrative by becoming worse with every repetition

#eugene in a time loop #god pls put eugene in a time loop 🙏🙏

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His pitiful ways and self sacrificing tendencies have bewitched me

#richard

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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

#richgene… i can’t possibly tag one or the other. they both have different kinds of shitty attitudes and grabbable waists

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whittaker family drama is MY succession. jana ‘I just thought you didn’t like girls’ whittaker you will always be my shiv roy <3

#never even finished succession because it BORED me but i lvoe family drama i lvoe fraught family dynamics i love bad fathers #aio

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real

#prev REAL #richard

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YES its a knife in my pocket, AND im happy to see you. both can be true.

#richard

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im terrible at sexting because people will be like “ive been a bad girl/boy” and ill be there like “morality is subjective anyway… and as immanuel kant said, im in awe of the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me”

#richgene

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some dudes are less of a person because they’re a sibling. for ex richard maxwell is a brother before he is a whole autonomous person even when his sister is dead or absent or hates him he’s her brother above and beyond anything else….

#curse of being the eldest sibling is you’re never escaping that #richard #aio

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paul danoifies your eugene ���‍♂️

#charmingly ugly <3 unstylish glasses <3 2n1 shampoo hair care <3 #ALSO code monkey jonathan coulton bc maybe manager want to write goddamn login page himself 🙄🫵 #eugene meltsner #aio #Spotify

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I say typeface instead of font so everyone knows I don’t have sex and will never ever ever have sex ever

#eugene

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

#KATELYM LMAOO… he’s a long suffering pathetic #richard

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too many fanfics have the guy be like "oh me and my wife are in an open relationship im totally allowed to have sex with other people." we need more fanfics with straight up infidelity ! adultery even !

#i need to break eugene’s marriage like an ornery horse