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just ate an entire box of kraft mac and cheese in under 10 minutes. surely nothing bad will come of this.

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I’m using ao3 the way god intended: via 36 open semi-abandoned tabs on my phone at 2 AM the night before work

#these are my emotional support ao3 tabs #what if i need them

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i know why the moment of doubt was like important to the bible or whatever but do you think it made things awkward for jesus those three days he was hanging out in heaven?? like hey dad….. about that whole ‘why have you forsaken me’ bit………… my bad

#anyways happy good friday if you celebrate #easter

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saw a yassified version of the last supper at burlington today and immediately thought it would be cool if they were all snails. if you even care.

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oh, you're multilingual? do you even take the first letter of every word, move it to the end, and then say "-erb"? it's like you're adding a phonetic caboose to it? do you get confused or just get used to it?

#for right now here’s what you should dOOOOOooooooOOO #phineas and ferb

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insane how you can be listening to 80s music on the radio and they’ll go “this song came out 40 years ago” like no the fuck it did not….

#shut up about the passage of time #shut up about the passage of time!!!!!!!! #80s music

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🥳🔪🕺🔥💃✨️🤗🎉🤩🎊❤️‍🔥🤪🗡😈🎉🤺

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I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

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what they don’t tell you about being a janitor is that it’s just you and your wet floor sign against the world

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the loneliness of the long-distance bassist

#played upright bass for years and this is still true in an orchestra #i was the entire section for a long time #:(((((

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some fob songs are so good they got me thinking everyone in this walgreens desires me carnally (i’m wearing my no one’s gonna see me outfit)

#fall out boy #this is specifically about #get busy living or get busy dying

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i love furuya so much. he’s just such a Guy.

#furuya satoru #daiya no ace

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For him to survive, the bandages need a higher percent than the blood lost percent

If Brutus gets exactly 69 percent, Caesar automatically dies

If Caesar loses more than 40 percent of his blood volume, he dies.

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Happy Fe(r)b 29th!

yes I am guilty of posting it on the 30th february i am sorry 😔

#happy ferb day!!!!!

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ed sheeran had one bad retail experience and decided to dedicate his entire career to getting revenge on all retail workers

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More Space Twins- from ESB

Almost forgot about these as they’re a bit older : Pencils, gouache paint and a bit of digital touch up on my phone