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no sburb beta earth au where dave "microcelebrity" strider suddenly gains a big following on the internet after a spike of people discover his sbahj comics online when a screenshot of one goes particularly viral and turns into a [top text/bottom text] meme and some hipsters are like "woah,, this is actually some really avant garde stuff". when he's churning these out sitting in the bathroom stall at school once a day during lunch period. so then he gets REALLY popular and then inevitably gets cancelled at some point when a communications/poli sci major reads one of his comics and then types up a whole memo board explaining how sbahj is actually neo-conservative propaganda written as part of a conspiracy to undermine the 2008 obama presidency. and there's a whole rage war since the memo board was written really convincingly with red arrows and circles drawn around sweet bro's head and everything and dave hasn't made any public statements about it and also no one actually understands what sbahj is about. so threads are being written up about this and people are like emailing death threats to each other over it and someone even tries to doxx him and then manages to find out he lives in texas and some people start actually taking the whole thing seriously because He's From Texas (never mind the fact it's houston). meanwhile dave just started his midterms and he has to focus because he actually cares about school and his future and so he takes a short "hiatus" which people freak out even more over because they take it as him backing away due to the allegations online. and then after winter break dave comes back and opens up a q&a for his 169th "bro wee ar doign it wee ar making it hapen" special and at some point after a barrage of questions in his inbox (q: was "swety bro and hela jeff crassh on the freway" inspired by a real car accident you were in? a: i don't own a car / q: what job do you have in real life? a: unemployed but i pick up roadkill off the street sometimes / q: who did you vote for in the 2008 primaries a: i didn't) someone finally has the bright idea to ask "hey how old are you" and he replies "i'm 13" and all hell breaks loose.

#i didn't

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this autism month, Say No to Autism Speaks, Say Yes to Autism FREAKS

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Ptuiii!!!!! pffft!!!

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did you guys know today is national puppy day

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pic goes hard. feel free to reblog

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obsessed with this sticky note drawing someone made at the local bobas place

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Just some absolutely amazing work by banksy.. hes probably my favorite street artist he is fucking up the game right now. He is the picasso of graff

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@/bogleech when will my husband return from the war I WANT TO DIVORCE HIM SOME mORE

#JAAAYAYYY

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fuck y'all which chapter was this ????

(based on that one meme by g4teway31 on twitter. bit late to the party but i couldn't give less of a shit.)

(also a commission from my friend @jennabean885 !! check her stuff out !!)

#fav

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Transparent Sun, moon, and stars plushies

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bat beanie babies

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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

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