bunjywunjy
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I'm Bunjy (they/them), part-time internet goldfish and full-time goofball. I answer biology asks under the #Cursed Biology series tag. feel free to send a bio request but BEWARE THE MONKEY'S PAW. I'm the owner of Wexter the Extreme Chompin' T-Rex, and I post updates about her in the #wexter tag. see #TAGGING SYSTEM REF for a list of my current tags. This blog is SFW.
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Keep your hopes up! Somewhere south of Phoenix, January 2018.
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KI MORA Swedish Fish Knife
Shaped like a Trout [Listing]
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today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!
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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40
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Dinocephalosaurus, a strange, viviparous reptile from the Triassic, gives live birth in the shallows.
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"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"
"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"
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is it ok that they grabbed that shark by its gills?
they didn't grab him by the gills in that last successful lift, those are further back! they had him by the corners of his jaw, which is just about the only solid piece of a shark you can get a handle on
big sharks are very hardy so he's probably confused and humiliated but otherwise fine
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they were trying to lift this poor man by his dicks for a second there
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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tell me about the real historical figure Marco polo
Marco Polo is famous for finding his way around the world by shouting out his own name and following when distant people from unfamiliar lands called it back to him. He did so even from across land masses as he rode on horseback, hitting a ball with a hammer, and over bodies of water like oceans and pools, hence his nickname, "Water Polo." He also invented a new type shirt that could establish at a quick glance that its wearer was a rich pretentious jerk.
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