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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

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You think Zim is cute?

Of course he is, why else would they have given him this voice?

OF ALL THE DUDES WHO AUDITIONED, THEY CHOSE MADGA

And absolutely nailed it

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calvin onion suit

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

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For some reason I thought this was the cube that was actually stairs from that one Charlie Slimesicle video

An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

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guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D

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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.

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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

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This is what Skoodge hears when he was living in the basement

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paranormal investigations are spooky, yknow?

/ please do not repost i worked way too long and way too hard on this lol \

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Do you plan on returning to the delta ask blog?

At some point yes I do, though I did All the art for it on my tablet, and sadly it's still broken. Though I might try to start it back up again.

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i think dib would buy those spells/curses from etsy. "Ooh, a 'Make Them Blow Up And Explode Spell' for $19.99?? zim won't know what hit him >:)"

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Srsly do u guys think after he grinned like that, he noticed his reflection on the glass and stopped smiling💀

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me to my giant evil robot of which i am piloting when the stalwart hero activates it’s self destruct sequence

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Imagine: older!Dib (let’s assume he’s in like his twenties) working himself to the ground because he’s a very busy guy (hunting monsters, documenting haunted locations, etc.), and his lover pops in seeing the poor baby so so tired he looks ready to fall over. So despite his protests they pull him away from whatever he’s doing and make him lay down with them for cuddles. Dib doesn’t try to fight them, of course, because now they’re massaging his head and whispering sweet things to him until he falls asleep. 🩷

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Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

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LEPRECHAUN CAT NO!!!