an overthinkers need to be fucked stupid. like yes give me so much pleasure you fuck the thoughts out of my head
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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
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Alcohol
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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this too shall pass
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My left knee hurts for no reason.
This pain is knee-dless
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Not Karl..
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all the pretty girls on tumblr following your blog is a huge flex
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Surge pricing should be illegal
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Drinking wine is literally so embarrassing! "omg I had a glass of grape juice and now I want to post pictures of my boobs online!!" I need to be restrained
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Sapphic / WLW / Lesbian Film Lists!
In case it helps anyone I have a Letterboxd page where I review and also create lists of solely sapphic films. There’s lists by genre, tropes like enemies to lovers, vibes like angsty or happy, and what rep is in the film like sapphic trans characters or sapphic bipoc rep.
I also create lists for what movies are on each streaming service to help you find them (but I am based in the UK so this may vary)
My Letterboxd is in my bio or here:
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i would like a female friendship with lots of sexual tension, please and thank you.
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"spam liking will get you blocked" spam liking will get you a kiss on the mouth
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nothing makes me sadder than my satisfyer running out of battery as i’m about to come
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