Ehehe I had to do this. I made this on my tiktok. It just suits them so well! ;-;
Teba is Zelda’s new dad, and yes he did ground the princess of hyrule for running off to fight a lynel on her own. She won. he is very proud of her, but he won’t say it yet.
Okay, so really wish to know how the VDL would react to little Jack swearing for the first time. The kid was raised by a bunch of sailor mouths, so I'm not surprised if he did! 😅🤣
Yooooo fr it’d be so funny if Jack just started swearing at everything and everybody was just like wtf 0-0
Arthur
Honestly I think Arthur would be a mix of shocked and fearful. Shocked because he never even thought he’d hear Jack swear but also fearful for how Abigail will react.
Arthur doesn’t see it as that much of a problem as long as Jack knows he can’t say certain words and that they’re off limits.
But Arthur will definitely make sure he doesn’t swear around Jack and to always watch his language.
He might even start correcting other people that swear near Jack too.
John
So many questions go through his head. ‘Where did he learn those words? Do I have to say something? Will Abigail kill me if I don’t say something? Should I be proud? Did I teach him those words?’
John sits Jack down and tries to explain to him why he can’t say certain words and why they might get him in trouble. But if Jack questions any of this then John will just stare blankly at him.
In the end they come to a civil agreement. 1) Don’t say those words around your mother. 2) If you do, don’t say I taught you them. 3) If everything goes wrong, just blame Micah.
Dutch
He thinks it’s absolutely hilarious. Dutch stands outside his tent, cigar in hand and tries to coax Jack into saying more.
Every time he does, Dutch let’s out a loud laugh. Eventually John comes over and tells Dutch to stop encouraging it.
Dutch just shrugs and says he isn’t his kid (hopefully) so it isn’t his problem.
Micah
Micah doesn’t even notice. He could be standing next to Jack when he says it but he doesn’t acknowledge it.
Micah thinks it’s normal and he doesn’t understand what the big deal is. The only time Micah will properly notice it is if Jack shouts a string of curse words.
but even at that, Micah will just chuckle and tell Jack some more “funny words” he should go call Arthur.
Javier
Javier is disappointed but says nothing. In a way, he feels like he can’t say anything. Jack isn’t his kid so he feels like he should just mind his own business.
but after a while, Javier starts to subtly help Jack out by teaching him some curse words in Spanish.
now Jack will just shout something in Spanish and when people ask Javier to translate, he’ll say Jack said “Table” or “Horse” or some other random word.
Bill
The first time Bill heard Jack curse was while he was drinking some beer… Bill was drinking the beer, not Jack.
Anyways, just as Bill was taking a big gulp from his bottle, Jack started cursing. Bill couldn’t believe what he was hearing. It was so sudden, so bizarre to hear this tiny 4 year old say such words.
Bill went to spit out his drink but he did it with such force and so fast that some went up his nose. He didn’t stop coughing for about 10 minutes, still in shock that Jack cursed.
Sean
Sean decides to be a responsible adult and tell Jack he isn’t supposed to curse but he says it in possibly the worst way possible.
“Ah for fuck’s sake Jack, you know you’re not supposed to be swearing, you little shit”. It starts an endless cycle where John is giving out to Sean for cursing and Jack is just standing there repeating every curse word they say.
“Don’t you fuckin’ tell me to stop cursing, it’s that little bastard that’s doing all the cursing” Sean points at Jack. “Hey don’t call my son a bastard, you asshole” John argues. “Why are you shouting at me?” Sean shouts back “Besides it’s not like I’ve said anything that bad, I haven’t said prick or shithead or cu-“.
Before Sean could finish his sentence, John punched him. It started absolute chaos and in the middle of it all was Jack shouting every new word he had learned.
Abigail
Honestly she’s so shocked she doesn’t know whether to laugh or get mad.
She does eventually laugh but Abigail knows she needs to correct him.
the most ridiculous part about stardew valley isn’t grandpa’s fucked up bed but that harvey is supposed to be “the old one” out of all the bachelors and he’s only like. 30
Darkness like midnight
Moonless there’s no light
Another lonely day is ending
Searching forever
Waiting but never finding
The only thing i dream of
The warmth of a smile
That stays for a while
The face of a friend
That won’t leave
I heard a song once
It posed this point of view
That wishes made on stars
Are likely to come true
So here’s my secret
At bedtime every night
I searched the sky
And hoped to find
A star who’d send a light to me
The one thing I need
Just one kind soul
With a heart of gold
Then my dreams became real
And I finally feel not alone
Do hugs always make you feel this warm?
My wish came true
The day that you appeared
And called me friend
An answered prayer
A chance to share the world
To be a girl who fin'lly felt alive
I’m so excited
We’ll do so many friendship things
Paint our nails
Try on clothes
Talk about cute boys
Attached but not by strings
And when you’ve got problems
Woah! Then I’ve got problems too
You’ll never face this world alone
I’ll be right here it’s you and me
Protectors of each other’s what we’ll be
You saw my soul
Through the nuts and bolts
You’re the friend i can trust
Helped me see i’m not just a machine
And is this what “all the feels” means?
I’ve been combat-ready since the day dad made me
Now I’ll fight for something more
This might sound wholesome but strangely
I’ve got friends I’m fighting for
But I found that humanity
It came with sacrifice, a pact
To shield you from the wicked even if I can’t
Live for real, it was worth it to know you
My wish came true
The day that you appeared
And called me friend
An answered prayer
A chance to share the world
To be a girl who fin'lly felt alive