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One of my coworkers recently commented that my tattoos look like I got them done yesterday, despite the oldest one being over a year old at this point, and all I could do was thank him because idk how to tell this dude that i literally just never go outside

#i wluld be full on shut in if i didnt work #its probably a bit of a problem #but idk how to interact w/ ppl normally w/out coming off as rude or intimidating #so i stay inside and play my little songs and games

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Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day

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shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

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please only answer if you’re old enough to legally drink where you live

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sorry but this is so fucking funny. massachusetts can have some rights. as a treat

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At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

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One thing that pisses me off is people seeing fish in aquariums (the establishments, not home aquariums) and being like “It’s so sad because the ocean is so big and the tank is so small and they’ll never know freedom blah blah blah-“ I’m not talking about sharks and marine mammals here but the majority of fish are not at all bothered by being in an aquarium instead of the open ocean. Like, I personally would love to be a little clown fish in one of those big reef tanks. Fed regularly. Whole team of people monitoring my health and well-being. No predators. Medicated if I show signs of illness. Aquarium fish have cushy gigs in comparison to their wild companions.

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

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new best hello street cat character

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Declaring war on an enemy polycule to distract from domestic turmoil

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cashiers should make 50 dollars an hour minimum, get comprehensive PTO + benefits packages, and get expensive top of the line chairs to sit in at the register. im not joking at all.

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If you’ve tried to reach out to me in the last 7-8 years and I didn’t get back to you I’m medicated now and I’ll be reaching out to you shortly

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how it feels to ignore text messages and phone calls

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