bythorneparanormalidiots

[bythorneparanormalidiots]

I'm starting to notice a pattern with our posts.

Mine are always "wtf canon actually this happened"

And then Adam's just being violent and pissed off

Which is actually the most in-character thing he could possibly do

#Jonah says shit #man I love my feral inhuman bestie

[bythorneparanormalidiots]

Huh what

what do you mean in the videos our friendship is toxic

No it's not we're just two idiots being stupid and one happens to be an asshole

#Jonah says shit #Genuinely. Adam's just Like That #he's a dick but we're still actual friends #he doesn't mean any harm #(to YOU. Everyone else can suck it ~Adam) #wtf is happening in TMC

[bythorneparanormalidiots]

If anyone calls me a "sweet boy" I'm gonna punch them

#Adam says shit #fuck you Six

[bythorneparanormalidiots]

So if anyone finds this- not a roleplay, we're both part of a system.

This blog is just two idiots doing dumb shit because I've gone through hell and Jonah's been presumed dead for way too long, and we both need a fucking break ~Adam

oh and we bully each other. can't forget that ~Jonah

#Adam says shit #Jonah says shit #low effort intro post lmao

[bythorneparanormalidiots]

God's greatest mistake was giving me immortality because now that I'm not having an existential crisis I'm coming for his head and he has no way of stopping me

#it's Gabriel. God is referring to Gabriel #Adam says shit

[bythorneparanormalidiots]

"I hate him" Yeah okay you fucking liar

#Jonah says shit #Adam is simultaneously both the best and worst liar I've ever known #'I hate Jonah' WE ATE PIZZA HUT TOGETHER

[bythorneparanormalidiots]

Man I love watching Vol 4 and having a small breakdown while Jonah is sitting next to me screaming "I'M NOT DEAD" every time the video mentions it

#Adam says shit #idk dude #Catalyst was queued up to watch next but for obvious reasons we're not watching it yet

[bythorneparanormalidiots]

BRO WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD? I got in the crash but I didn't die, what the fuck do you MEAN ~Jonah Marshall #♠️🖋️ (tag as fictive)

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#Jonah reblogs #I'm copying the tags because fuck it #I just barely dodged a bullet (the narrative wanting my head) #lmao the funniest shit is Adam STILL CLAIMED I WAS DEAD #he didn't know I was alive. I thought he was dead too to be fair #but it's just. hey wtf I thought we were friends /j