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testatricks:

I eat a red apple.

I think our past, even if painful, is important in helping shape us into who we are as we get older. As long as we don’t let it define us completely. 

Oui.  While not at all incorrect, you could also translate it as I'm eating a red apple.  Both would get you full points, but I just thought you might like to know, for the record, so if I ask you to translate I am eating rather than I eat, you know the sentence could be the same. Okay, try ... Je suis un enfant.

... There is minding your past, and then there is reliving it.  One of those things is not important to future development. 

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testatricks:

La - feminine - the Le - masculine - the Fille - feminine - girl Garçon - masculine - son Femme - feminine -woman Homme - masculine - man Je - gender neutral - I Suis - gender neutral - am Un - masculine - a Une - feminine - a Est - gender neutral - is Et - gender neutral - and  Es - gender neutral - are Pomme - feminine? - apple Rouge - feminine - red Riche - feminine - rich

I know you probably don’t remember much but do you… ever miss it?

You are getting the hang of it, now, euh?  Okay.  Good. Je mange une pomme rouge.  Take a guess, using context, what mange might mean.

What is there to miss?  My memories are of parents who did not give a shit, and a brother I hardly remember anymore, so.  Whatever.

What I miss is Chase and Maria, but ...  whatever.  Some things are best left in the past. 

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You want the D(amien)

I am asexual, but yes, I do want my husband.  Duh.

#Anonymous

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sardonistic:

You have a problem with Green Day?

They are so lame, and so are you.

#sardonistic #Do not even.

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testatricks:

You’re a girl.

How long did you live in Europe for?

Non, je suis un homme. Hah.  Bien.  Review.  As before, the gender and the meaning. La, le, fille, garçon, femme, homme, je, suis, un, une, est, et, es, pomme, rouge, riche

Not long.  Euh.  Four, five years. 

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Wendy and Damien are the worst, I am going away forever.

#Goodbye. #Disappears into the ether. #(I'm laying under the bed. No one can get me now.)

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sardonistic replied to your post:

You’re welcome.

How are you real.

#sardonistic #I love you but God.

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Damien is embarrassing me just by existing.

#I cannot believe this.

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testatricks:

That’s a lot of rules. And I’ve never been too good with rules. But maybe it just seems overwhelming to me because I’m not a native speaker. 

Thank you for that.

If I did not learn english so young, I would complain, too.  You will get used to it. Okay.  Tu es une fille.

Of course. 

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Le homme, la femme. I don’t know the word for ‘and’ yet, I think.

Oh, it’s nothing like that. But I understand. It sounds to me like you’ve been through a lot… settling down probably brings a lot of peace. I’d like that one day. But for now I still feel like I have a lot of life left to live.

The word for and is simply ' et. ' Non.  A rule for you.  H acts as if it does not exist at all.  And in French, we do not like two vowels together.  So, le homme must become l'homme.  H does not exist, which leaves e et o together.  Bad.  L'homme et la femme.

Some people do, some people do not.  Good luck on all future endeavors, mon ami. 

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pattypnelson liked your post

Yes?

#pattypnelson

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I said no fucking twizzlers, Billy!

#Are you fucking serious. #This skeleton is Damien.

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i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

#Damien.

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ultimaparola:

No, no … it’s more of an inside joke. I thought I was bein’ clever … — Husband? You’re married?

From France, huh … Europe is nice an’ all, but I like it here just a tiny bit more. Japan’ s pretty interesting, too. .. oh, I, ah .. here as in America. I live in Manhattan. 

Oh.  Well, guess I can't really comment on an inside joke. Oui.  I have been for a while.  I do not know how much you care, but he has a blog here.  He is an ass, but I love him.

I have been out there.  I was in New York for most of my life, and it is where my first date with Damien was.  We went out to the bridge for a while some time ago, but ...  for the most part, we prefer to leave the whole city out of our lives now.

I do not really remember much of Europe. 

#ultimaparola #It happens.

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There is always going to be a point, every fucking day, that I have to take a leak, but Damien fucking runs to the bathroom before I can even get up.  Asshole.

#I cannot believe this.

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ultimaparola:

Yeah, it is. It means ’ last word ‘, are you’re from France or Canada … ? Or somewhere else?

Last word?  Are you one of those people that demands having the last word in an argument or something?  ... Ugh, that reminds me of my husband.

France.  I have been to Canada, though, and I live in America now.

#ultimaparola #I don't know. #I am culturally ignorant. #I really do not care for the most part; though. #People do not overly interest me.

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#Earcandy