‘Logan Lerman should’ve been Poseidon’ You fools. You absolute buffoons. I can’t believe we are sleeping on the comedic gold of him getting casted as the man, the myth, the stepdad that stepped up: Paul Blofis
Luke being given a quest at 17, feeling like there's no glory in it because it's a quest someone's already succeeded before, but then failing that very quest he considered to be beneath him, getting a permanent scar, "ruining it" for the rest of the campers because now no one else can go on quests and earn glory in the eyes of the gods, so he turns to Kronos, and years later here comes a possible candidate for the great prophecy, 12 years old, gets the first quest the camp has done since Luke's fucked it up, and Luke is actively ensuring this quest is an impossible quest!! he's literally rigged it so Percy's gonna fail (the shoes, the bolt appearing in his bag) and then this kid somehow succeeds still??? and not only that, Percy got the unique quest Luke wanted in the first place and achieved feats no one else had and earned glory in the eyes of his father, all because Luke created the circumstances for that to happen??
oh my god yeah I don't think I'd ever recover from that either
I like to think about Percabeth's domestic scenes, not just the ones in tcotg, but before the hoo plot takes place. I imagine Annabeth visiting New York with Percy, taking long walks in central park, romantic picnics, karaoke nights with Percy's family (Paul and Annabeth going wild with the Hamilton soundtrack while Sally and Percy just enjoy and record videos of the moment), going to the cinema every Friday and making it a habit between them, having a sacred moment when they just sit in comfortable silence, Percy sitting at his desk doing his homework and Annabeth lying on his bed reading a book. It's things like this that keep me alive.
grown women on tiktok are counting the days until walker turns 18. So fucking weird. I am going to kill you, kill you, kill you, kill you a million times
“Traveling with a Cyclops,” Luke chided. “Talk about dishonoring Thalia’s memory! I’m surprised at you, Annabeth. You of all people-”
“Stop it!” she shouted.
I didn’t know what Luke was talking about, but Annabeth buried her head in her hands like she was about to cry.
“Leave her alone,” I said.
Annabeth is a lot better than me because if my older brother told me he literally poisoned the only connection to my dead sister and then accused me of being the one in the wrong, I'm pushing him off his damn yacht. No hesitation.
Imagine you finally kiss the guy you’ve had a crush on forever and less than 10 minutes later he literally explodes and takes a whole ass volcano with him
Annabeth: mid-battle with a fire-breathing giant, dirty, sweaty, and covered in literal, actual shit.
Percy: She was beautiful in combat. I know that's a crazy thing to say, especially after we'd just climbed a sewage waterfall, but her gray eyes sparkled when she was fighting for her life. Her face shone like a goddess's, and believe me, I've seen goddesses.
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