calamitys-child

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can i be vulnerable

#if it helps i grew up in Scotland and my childhood friend who also grew up in Scotland #didnt make the connection between Inverness the city - loch ness the loch - nessie the monster #until she was 18

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Hey y'all could you help me out with something--

Various examples:

[image description: Three photos of different styles of double-breasted jacket. The first is a U.S. Navy Admiral uniform, the second is a military marching jacket with shoulders and rope brocade, the third is Anne Hathaway from Twelfth Night in a gentleman's garb. /End desc]

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#ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS #and i dont mean those pocketable shites i mean SCRAMBLING PLAYTIME

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"One mind trying to envision everything that could happen, everything that could go wrong, everything that one ship of humans could ever need to say to another. There is something tender about the tendency toward thoroughness. And then something grave about how the language effloresces, absurdly, into such dark specificity."

#okay but prev and prev prev im toying w a photog zine thats exactly that #queer people flagging nautical flags like 'take my orders on this' or 'i am carrying dangerous baggage do not approach'

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CILLIAN MURPHY — Ph. by Gregory Harris for British GQ (Feb 13, 2024)

#she's serving

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the thing about gay bdsm dynamics is they will make explicit what is implicit in normative cisheterosexual dynamics and then those complicit in cisheterosexuality will act all scandalized about seeing themselves in the funhouse mirror

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can’t stop thinking about them

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mutuals let me in

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Today was chore day and Patches was VERY HELPFUL

HELPED with laundry (got inside the laundry basket and chewed on the mesh)

HELPED with mopping the kitchen (stood in the way because the mop was interesting to her)

HELPED with mopping the bathroom (walked across the wet floor and sat there on the wet floor with her wet little paws)

HELPED with groceries (BIT my red bell peppers BIT them with her TEETH)

HELPED with vacuuming (sat on the couch and watched me vacuum living room. sat on dining room chair and watched me vacuum dining room. sat on)

HELPED with garbage (tried sneaking out front door while I was heading to throw away the trash)

HELPED with cleaning the bathroom (sniffed and said "oh I don't care for that actually" and left)

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POINT AND LAUGH

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POINT AND LAUGH

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"womanizer" is one of those words that should mean something other than what it does.

example "i'm a womanizer. i see a guy and i womanize him."

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#its his birthday

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#i regularly wear 2. work ones and horrid ones. #i own cunty ones + formal ones +2x crust pants too #also shorts

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel