sort of obsesssed w the idea of gwen being super nervous when she meets david and then coming to realize that she basically just won the job interview-er lottery
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Simple daysโฆ
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men should look disheveled and be on the ground more often
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my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences
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failwife and girlboy or whatever
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cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead
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the sexual tension between a 20something year old and having emotional stability
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this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life
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I'm going to start traumacore posting on linkedin
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men have those slutty veins in their hands and expect you not to lose a lil focus
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โI hope to arrive to my death late, in love, and a little drunk.โ
โ Atticus
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bitches be like โiโm fineโ and then cry because their life will never be as good as the plot of a romance book
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yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that
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