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they should swirl . unencumbered and free

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They never bring up bisexual boy with lame ass straight girlfriend. what about her

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

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happy pride 🚊 @amtrak-official

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things i am learning now that i’m finally actually watching avatar the last air bender part one:

1) not everyone is a bender 2) it does appear to be inherent to some extent, because katara seems to be partially self-taught 3) however, there is a learning element, because you can improve on your skills and the avatar has to learn how to master all four elements where i thought aang just had inherent skill 4) the element of the bender seems to always match the element of the tribe they’re in, which makes sense if they are taught by their tribe but raises some questions if it’s inherent. is bending ability passed genetically? what happens if two benders of different elements have a kid? i can’t google this because i don’t want anymore spoilers than i already have 5) uncle iroh is prince zuko’s uncle?????????? i thought he was like an earth bender who owned a tea shop this entire fucking time how did i go into this series knowing almost everything but THAT

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Pangur stopped eating due to horrible, horrible stress of occasionally hearing a baby animal mew, so I have found a spot outside the kitten radius to feed her

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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

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had a dream that I had a pair of headphones whose "low battery" sound was a weak and hacking dry cough

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"I can't believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!"

[one possible interpretation, yep]

[literally the main theme??]

[worst take you've seen in your life]

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Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

More

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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

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living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

#cat

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t-shirt that reads "BE SUSPICIOUS OF THAT WHICH IS LABELLED AS APOLITICAL" on the front and "NOTICE WHAT IS PERCEIVED AS EXPLICITLY POLITICAL" on the back

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#noooo im so scared of it #also i know someone who cany drive at night anymore because of lasik #which reinforced my already existing fear lol

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the thing about gender is that if i could opt out of it i would. but that's not actually an option within my own framework of gender. i know people are gonna see this post and think to themselves 'u can be agender op' but being agender is not actually the same as opting out of gender as far as i'm concerned, as long as gender categories exist as coherent classes of people in the larger cultural consciousness you don't get the luxury of not participating in it you can only choose how you participate. and how i choose to participate is whichever option requires the least amount of effort, because that's as close to opting out as things get from my perspective.

#AMEN