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you're going to sniffle snorf these hands you fiend
I'm literally just snorfing here. Just sneefing my way around. Do not impede my sneefing OR my snorfing.
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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wwow youre gorgeous. ive never wanted to fumble someone more in my life, mind if i sit here and look up at you with big puppydog eyes.?
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This is a safe space for whiners, complainers, bellyachers, and the generally unsatisfied
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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
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Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.
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casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now
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we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.
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Tumblr polls are great because:
They give those of us with too much anxiety a means to interact with other people without actually having to interact with other people.
pretty button must press
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and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally
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