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Alright. I have been peer pressured by @ash-the-tiefling to do this.

If this post getssss, lets say 600 notes i'll reveal my voice.

Rules: no more than five notes per person, i may change the goal to more notes if the amount of notes rise too fast.

You have 5 days.

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Alright. I have been peer pressured by @ash-the-tiefling to do this.

If this post getssss, lets say 600 notes i'll reveal my voice.

Rules: no more than five notes per person, i may change the goal to more notes if the amount of notes rise too fast.

You have 5 days.

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Alright. I have been peer pressured by @ash-the-tiefling to do this.

If this post getssss, lets say 600 notes i'll reveal my voice.

Rules: no more than five notes per person, i may change the goal to more notes if the amount of notes rise too fast.

You have 5 days.

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Alright. I have been peer pressured by @ash-the-tiefling to do this.

If this post getssss, lets say 600 notes i'll reveal my voice.

Rules: no more than five notes per person, i may change the goal to more notes if the amount of notes rise too fast.

You have 5 days.

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do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

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This is the best one

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Happy May.

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@agentlizardofowca Thanks for helping me out with his idea 😂

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Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

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okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

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I feel like a lot of people don’t quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to ‘male servant’ pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers are typically not just servants but chief servants. The butler was generally in charge of either all male servants or just all servants, period, in the household of an aristocrat or other very wealthy person. This meant that butlers have often been fairly powerful and influential people, and sometimes even had a manservant or two of their own.

(Also, fun fact: Mary Roberts Rinehart, the early 20th century mystery writer who is widely credited with popularizing the whole ‘the butler did it’ trope was nearly murdered by one of her own servants, a chef whom she had passed over for promotion to butler. He came at her with a pistol, but it jammed, allowing her chauffeur time to wrestle it away and restrain him.)

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