Me: wearing all black today
Me: I feel like Dan Howell
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Me: Hey Mom, do you know my blood type?
Mom: Yeah its A+... just like what your grades SHOULD be
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: *Slowly walks away*
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spot the difference
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can we talk about phil jumping into plastic cups
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Dan ate all of Phil’s cereal while Phil looked on mildly horrified.
-Alice
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3/11/15
The day the phandom exploded over one emoji 💄
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Dan and Tyler Follow for more
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Never not reblog this(:
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Oh yes……… :D
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Today is the day I finally realised what my dreams are REALLY about. I don’t want to be famous or rich, I just want to travel with my friends, I want to see the world and meet new people everyday. I just need to fall in love with someone I barely know. I want to cry everytime I feel like crying and I definitely don’t want to hide my feelings or waste the time of my life on bad people. I think I just don’t belong here. I don’t like all this people around me ‘cause always do everything to stay popular and have as much fake but “cool” friends as possible. In my opinion they’re just pathetic and stupid and I don’t wanna see them or talk with them.
So I guess my biggest dream is to move away with my closest friends and fucking forget that other people even exist.
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BEN IS WEARING A BOW TIE I REPEAT BEN IS WEARING A BOW TIE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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"Did you get me a gift?" "Yea." [x]
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