the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
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in general I think this website has a serious problem about wanting to feel smugly superior about Literally Everything without spending even five seconds thinking about it first
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a few quick gifs cause this episode gutted me a little bit <3
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I love that if something bad happens to house he has this look of “guess I’ll just fucking die”
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need y'all to reblog fanart so artists dont abandon this website entirely please god i need stuff to put in my scrapbook and i am not built for twitter
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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lately i've been drinking orange juice and eating fruit and going outside in the sun and coincidentally 10-20% of my depression has vanished. must be witchcraft
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i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974
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Like a fine wine
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How many times can the same thing break your heart?
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