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sooo whats up with that battery? cant imagine you got many charging stations out in the middle of forest

since this is kinda just schematics, ill let myself be lazy with this lol

im not a tech guy so. we r going with Magical probably Not Physically plausible technology logic that the fnaf franchise loves so dearly!

bonnie basically snuck into a hardware store at night and Stole a battery . Its like an oversized laptop/computer battery . on a full charge, itll last upwards of 18-20 hours, but takes awhile to recharge... about 6-10 hours (depends how much hes used in a day). He starts to run on a human sleeping schedule, hence he grows a habit of going into sleep mode while waiting for his battery to charge. Usually he'll sit behind a gas station or empty convenience store in a dark alley with a charger port attached to a wall and just sleep there until his battery is at a Decent enough level to get through the day

srry for the laziness on this one im running on caffeine and no sleep LOL

#oh he’s so silly #I need him to burn #he’s so silly and smart #die #I love him so much #he deserves all the batteries in the world #purgatory

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alright, so here’s the deal since I need to come clean with y’all

I’m paying off my 2021 year taxes since I owed them money and stuff, I made a payment plan with TurboTax and shit and I’ve already made 2 payments out of 4. I’ve been paying that pack easy and on time; no issues there. However, I got a letter from the irs saying I was 2 months late on my payments (which I wasn’t) apparently I made the payments in the wrong year or section?? I have no fucking clue tbh; I thought I was paying it right but apparently not. BUT luckily the 2 payments I made were still under my name and social but they were unclaimed. I gave them a call to sort it out and got the 2 payments back to the balance of where it should’ve gone! I was firm to tell them I was already in a payment plan (I have them the 2 last dates on the other 2 payments I need to do) and we AGREED to stick by it. All is good, I thought I sorted it out. I got another letter confirming it and everything. Awesome!

Then yesterday I got YET another letter from the irs, basically they want me to pay the full remaining balance (aka: 3.5k) by AUGUST 28th of next month. So uh, I’m a little stressed out and anxious about that because idk about y’all but I literally do not have 3,500 dollars. IF I DID…I WOULD’VE PAID IT OFF.

So now I have to wait for the 4th to pass so I can give them a call and ask them why they decided to fully charge me the rest by that date instead of the payment plan we agreed on. If worst comes to worst; they’re going to tell me it’s all due on august with no exceptions. And if it is, I’m literally screwed. Because I do NOT have that kind of money.

Part of me wants to open comms but I literally can’t, my body will not handle that kind of pressure with what I already have on my shoulders. I would take like maybe 2 comms but I deadass doubt anyone would even pay 100 dollars for my art. It’s not that good enough unless it’s a comic and right now? I don’t wanna be doing comic comms. No way.

And what’s worse is that I haven’t paid for shipping on the other plush orders that are done (sun, moon and teddy Freddy and Gregory) as-well as gotten the bulk order on the keychain plushies finalized because the met amount hasn’t been reached yet. I honestly wanted to cry because I felt like a complete failure,

I am not nor will I ever use the money for shipping to make any other purchases than what they are intended for, that would be irresponsible of me to do so. That money was from you guys for me to ship your orders and that will NOT be touched.

My friends lightly suggested that I upped my princess on the plushies because they cost a lot more to produce and ship, and they’re right but if I charged more then they won’t be affordable and won’t make much sales, I’m thinking after the keychain plushies I should just go back to sticking with chains, pins and stickers. BUT what I will do is charge the keychain plushies from 30 to 40 dollars because I sold my blueberry plush for 40 so it’s only fair.

I wouldn’t be struggling too much if I knew what I was doing as a small business owner but since I’m new to it I practically don’t know what I’m doing. I’ve been suggested to look for other stuff that I can do for me to make a profit while not spending too much. And target stuff I know will sell well.

But right now? I gotta go as planned, so I am begging for help.

Please please let’s try to get the stuff on my shop sold out for me (if possible), you can share to whoever you want and purchase whatever you see of interest in my shop! And if you can leave a tip that’ll help a lot!

And if you can’t buy anything on my shop, that’s okay! You can also buy me a Kofi or two! ANYTHING helps!

I’m trying to prepare for the worst, I just hope that’s not the case but I’m deadass loosing my grip. so PLEASE PLEASE help me in any way you can if you want!

The goal for my stuff is to make others happen with stuff that I create, art is something I love to do and want to make a career out of, and your support would mean a lot! Thanks!

I’ll update y’all on what happens after I give the damn irs a call on Tuesday. In the meantime, im gonna try not to spiral. Links to my Kofi, Shop and even Paypal are down below! Thank you!

https://ko-fi.com/frechiiie/shop

https://ko-fi.com/frechiiie

https://www.paypal.me/Frecher

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Whats the most interesting thing you've found so far in your travels?

psssttt sorry for the longlong wait But. will still probably have inconsistent posting 😭

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So… How you doing, Bon?

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It’s a cat biting an ass crack and a lady screaming

Do you like freddy too

Yes

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Do you like freddy too

Yes

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This too

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Posting this because TUMBLR HAS BETTER VIDEO QUALITY THAN TWITTER. SMH.

#For Izzy obviously

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READ IT

This is the timeline of my Glamrock Bonnie 💜💙

#READ IT RIGHT NOW

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Confusing post right?

He has a pet rock named Rockstar.

What a little guy.

#glamrock bonnie

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God, people keep liking my old Glamrock Bonnie drawing,, STOP THATJ

Like this one instead

Look at him, he looks so much better. I mean,, he has HAIR!! FLUFFY HAIR.

#glamrock bonnie #fnaf security breach

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Hiiii, ahaaa. Capri here.

I have drawings of the zombie au. Featuring Conker and Berri, Banjo plus an ugly doodle of Kazooie.

All of this was encouraged by Frecher. Blame him 👹

Yeah,

I may draw more, maybe.

so like, consider; a Rarepair zombie apocalypse au (warm bodies au)

Banjo is a zombie, with his best friend Kazooie. Conker is a survivor amongst other people who are not infected with the zombie virus (Berri, and some other rare characters)

When the zombie virus hit, Both Banjo and Kazooie tried to survive but got caught in a big ol mess, they escaped but Kazooie had tragically been infected but Banjo would not let her go, instead he kept her in his backpack trying to figure out a way to cure Kazooie but it didn’t last long since she tore open his backpack and started pecking and bitting Banjo.

Out of self defense; he had to beat her off of him using his beloved banjo instrument that he loved to play with his friend. He sits there crying and sobbing for what he did as he slowly starts becoming a zombie himself.

With no memories of their past, even in death, banjo and Kazooie still remained inseparable.

Also when banjo sees conker fight off the other zombies like in the clip of the warm bodies movie he just…drawn to him and his heart starts beating. he’s felt something he never felt before. something familiar, a warm feeling, he wants to be closer to him everything around him stops and gay zombie thoughts

then Berri shoots him, and you know how that scene goes….if you’ve seen the movie then you know….you know.

#txt #rarepair tag #zombie au #Capri speaking

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Posting this piece on here too.

Glamrock Bonnies army and a Disco Bonnie for some reason 🕺✨

I thank the artists on Twitter who gave me the permission to draw their Bonnies for this giant crossover inspired by a single picture.

This:

Some of the artists are on here so I am going to tag them right away.

@holidayturkeyy

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*sorry if I didn't tag the others. Gotta edit it for later*

#LOOK AT THEM #ALL THE BONNIES. #I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO REBLOG THIS HERE #GRR #GIVE THEM LOVE #FOLLOW THIS PERSON #LIKE THEIR CONTENT

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WHO RHE FUCK DID IT.

I’m COMING TO YOUR ADDRESS AND IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP

love how someone cheated the votes to get el chip to be on top

#txt #like yall...............

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I love him sm

#glamrock bonnie

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YOOOOOOOO

i can finally share what ive been working on for the last couple of days!! the official poster for shavs media productions’ fnaf au called “freedom” a comic which will be exclusive on their you-tube channel!

plot:  “When Gregory is unable to bring himself to decommission the other  animatronics, Freddy and him instead team up to rescue them all from  Afton’s control and learn the secrets of the Pizzaplex and why Bonnie  disappeared.”

i am the leading artist behind the story so i  hope you show some support and are excited for when the full thing is  released on Easter!

the non watermarked poster can be viewed exclusively on their patreon here!

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How the fuck did @frechiiie make Conker hot

When he looks like this