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being a Grown Up means having to make some interesting decisions about employment when two roles are offered to you and you have to choose a path for career advancement

#i do NOT feel qualified to make this decision #and it's fucking SCARY

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BEHOLD, THE WIGAN SLAPPY!

Cant let americans know that it’s pretty common for british geezers to eat a pie inside a bread roll, they will destroy us

#the sorted food lads are amazing btw #Youtube

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What do Catholic priests do all day? Stare at a naked man in an ecstasy of passion and pain? Sluts.

#nickycore #i am CERTAIN joe threw this at him in the early days more than once

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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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turns out Repressing The Silly for 8 hours is exhausting

#i mean so is listening to comms strategy but MAN pretending to be a normal person is TOUGH

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#NOT EVEN ONCE #it's never appealled to me #although i have recurring dreams where i do and enjoy it #which makes me believe past lives are a thing tbh

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when is comes to asexuality and aromanticism you have to be okay with contradiction. one ace person will say asexuality is about not experiencing attraction, another will say it’s about not caring to act on attraction, another will say it’s not experiencing arousal. one aromantic will consider themself queer, one won’t. two people with seemingly identical experiences will use two different labels. aro people will be in romantic relationships, ace people will have sex. you get it.

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Tie yourself to the bed???

What's on the agenda next week, "plan the best orgy?!"

#this show just keeps on getting kinkier #taskmaster

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This isn’t commonly known but one of the rings of hell is actually being in a fandom wherein the popular bloggers have the worst opinions known to man that everyone else parrots

#i'm just going to pop this down gently and walk away slowly...

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BBC GHOSTS (2019-) 3.01 | The Bone Plot

#same tbh mike #bbc ghosts

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give lorraine kelly the bafta now

#joe lycett #lorraine kelly #late night lycett #kiell smith-bynoe #honestly the second they cut to kiell i DIED #british comedy #Youtube

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he's the worst man alive he's the love of my life he's covered in blood he's weird about god and he's a lot, he's not perfect, but most importantly he's bisexual

#bookercore

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Introducing yourself to people is so embarrassing. Like hey this is my stupid fucking name, I enjoy exactly 3 things, and am clearly anxious. please don't immediately hate me

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#small #because in the grand scheme of things 32D is pretty insignificant #but for someone who is 5' they are MIGHTY

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STOP THE PRESSES, JUSTICE HAVE TEAMED UP WITH TAME IMPALA FOR THEIR NEW SINGLE, NEVERENDER, AND IT'S FUCKING SICK.

#justice #tame impala #neverender #music #sick as fuuuuuuuck

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Senior Leadership: Here are the TWENTY POINTS we want to cover on Monday Also Senior Leadership: if there are things you want to discuss, keep the list short, we don't want the meeting to go on forever

did i tell you all about the MAMMOTH, 5-hour meeting i have on monday that's actually going to kill me dead?

#DO YOU HEAR YOURSELVES??!!