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reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.

#moot I barely know you but I'd give you a hug any day queen

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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

#genuinely living for sunlight at 7pm now things are DIRE

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Plot twist: she caused it

Do yall think mother miranda experienced the dancing plague since she's ancient

#a little oopsie on her part tbh #grandma got those 1891 moves

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#I am a bat... but no bat wife I have

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There's something I've been wanting to draw since last autumn for lesbian visibility week but my mental AND physical health have been at rock-bottom every day... I haven't even opened a blank canvas 🥲

#I'd say there's always next year but who knows what I'll be drawing by then #I've already slowed way down on re8 drawings and that makes me even sadder tbh

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milf be upon ye

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alcina dimitrescu save me .... save me alcina dimitrescu... .

#please make me worse ma'am

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its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life

#this is why I draw milfs and NOTHING ELSE

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ANIMATION SWAP: DIMITRESCU > MEGAMYCETE resident evil village, 2021

#NOT THE CUNTY MEGAMYCETE #OH SWEET JESUS THE WALK AHAHSHDDBJDFNN

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Lady D.

#*twirls hair* heeeeeyyyy

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Emotional rock bottom... so many friends have expressed emotional care for me in the last few months which has kept me going and yet I feel more alone than ever

#captain's depressed again #make it make sense brain (brain refuses)

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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

#possibly the most useful post I have ever seen on this website in the last decade #Lovely to note I rock a solid 4 on the pain scale normally #the fatigue scale... oof... when's the last time I felt like a 3? Probably before 2009 at best...

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An early pride posting (by like... a month and a bit but it's also Lesbian Visibility Week so I'll use that excuse) by posting the finished piece of Alcina on the beach. We know she'd just VIBE with those old school 50's swimsuits.

Done on Procreate 2024

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person who takes the majority of hits for their team, not because they're necessarily more durable than the rest of them, but because they think they deserve it more

#Ah. That's my role. Yes please beat the shit out of me or so help me I'll do it myself #addicted to shutting myself the fuck up

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hi *stabs u* oops *stabs u again* my bad *stabs u again*

#the og stabby wife

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"You're almost as beautiful as the weather today" said +60-year old man who then later cornered me at the water fountain, asking if I was in college to which I replied I had long finished and was met with a "brains and beauty" remark.

On day 1 of lesbian week no less.

#SCREAMS (DEROGATORY) #Why. WHY. In WHAT universe is that appealing to anyone let alone a LESBIAN WHO WEARS A PIN SAYING “LESBIAN” ON IT #that was a few hours ago and I STILL want to throw up #bat bat bat bat

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#Brick